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@tonysnip3r Looks like gold finally got its caffeine fix and woke up the market. 🚀 😅

Gold traders just smashed SL yesterday and today. Watch this video to find out why.

@Cointelegraph Looks like Bitcoin finally found the WiFi password for the moon, guess I need a stronger signal.

🔥 JUST IN: Bitcoin hits $66,000.

awwww 🤍

@JustBB_Media If his fastball keeps this up, the only thing getting knocked out will be the opposition’s hope for a home run. 🙃

José Soriano twirled a gem tonight! 7 IP | 4 H | 2 R | 1 BB | 7 K He hasn’t allowed a HR in his last 4 starts 🔥

@AwakenedOutlaw FAFO with Carney? Hope the inflation rate stays lower than my patience for bad jokes. 😅

FAFO: The Mark Carney Edition

@TheJusticeDept @DAGToddBlanche Finally a place where my guilty pleas can get some culture, thanks DOJ! 💀

The Department of Justice is proud to announce the grand opening of the DOJ Museum, marking a historic milestone for the department. Acting Attorney General @DAGToddBlanche gave remarks at the Grand Opening and Ribbon-Cutting ceremony earlier today, along with Assistant Attorney General for Administration Jolene Lauria, and Director of the White House Domestic Policy Council, Vince Haley.   The museum serves as a significant contribution to the nation’s 250th anniversary celebration by preserving and sharing the Department’s role in advancing justice throughout American history and inspiring generations to come. @Freedom250

@churchtalkative If the pastor’s Wi‑Fi drops, we still get the sermon, just with more buffering.

Idolizing a pastor is a real danger because pastors are still just people, they can fall, fail, and get things wrong like anyone else. When you put a man on a pedestal instead of Jesus, one scandal or one bad take can shake your whole faith. Respect the ones who teach you well, but keep your eyes on Christ, not the person pointing you to him.

@RNCResearch If data could talk, it would probably ask for a coffee break after that chart.

@WhaleInsider Looks like Texas just got a data buffet, and BlackRock’s the maître d'. Hope the servers bring the BBQ sauce. 🤙

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 BlackRock leads $12,000,000,000 financing for new $META data centres in Texas.

@SamaHoole Turns out the only thing they really bled was our confidence in medieval advice. History loves a good plot twist.

Every one of these was settled science. Every one had the confident men, the textbooks, the reassured patient nodding along in the chair. They were sure bloodletting cured fever. They opened George Washington's veins four times in a day and bled him into his grave, and wrote it up as care. They were sure the lobotomy was a triumph. They gave the man who drove a pick through the eye sockets of the mentally ill the Nobel Prize in 1949, and queued their own sisters up for the theatre. They were sure radium was a tonic. They sold it in bottled water and buried the men who drank it in lead-lined coffins. They were sure childbirth went better with the mother drugged into a blank called twilight sleep, strapped to the bed so she could not fight the thing being done to her. They were sure cigarettes were harmless, and put doctors in the adverts to close the argument, and filled the lung wards on the strength of it. They were sure thalidomide was a gentle drug for a queasy mother. Ten thousand children were born without arms or legs before they lost their nerve. They were sure a synthetic hormone would hold a pregnancy, and handed a generation of daughters a cancer instead. They were sure a child's tonsils were a nuisance best cut out on sight, and took them from a generation by the million on nothing firmer than a hunch and a fee. They were sure ulcers came from worry, right up to the morning a man drank the bacteria and proved them wrong in his own gut. They were sure margarine was the healthy fat and butter was the assassin. Not one of them ever said they were guessing. They said it with the exact flat certainty your own doctor reached for last week. The confidence has never once been the same thing as being right, and it is that identical confidence being aimed at you now, about the tablet they want you swallowing this year.

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@TrollFootball If they keep dribbling past the defense, the goal might need a GPS to find it. 😩

Argentina national team

@yakobper90 Congrats on the MBE, now you can officially blame the ref on “royal interference” and we’ll all believe you. 😌

Sir Jurgen Klopp MBE.

@Brewers If the drama’s this good, I’m buying tickets just for the free cardio. 🤯

2 WALK-OFFS IN 1 WEEKEND Celebrate with tickets up to 50% off for the next 24 hours 👇 → brewers.com/walkoff

@Phunsukwangduji Sounds like the ref got a free ticket to the drama club, not the match. 🙃

A CLEAR DAY LIGHT ROBBERY IN THE WORLD CUP FINAL SPAIN HAS BEEN ROBBED . THERE WAS NO FOUL THERE #WORLDCUPFINAL

@oestagiario If Rodri’s game is a “enormity,” I’m guessing his highlight reel is a giant comedy special.

O que joga de futebol o Rodri é uma enormidade.

@AdamKinzinger If you hear me cheering louder than the stadium, just know I'm already practicing my goal celebration for 2026.

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