Eric Houghtler

Fear not, reports of the repeal of the ACA are premature. Until I approve a design of the stamps the ACA remains in full effect. #FinePrint

@FakeCornynCMC just asked me if slingshots & crossbows were apart of the gun control legislation #getoutoftheroom #censurecornyn

Utah still has firing squads?? #jeezutah #sorryjill

@Datyoungmikelee just blamed genuine concern over gun laws on the "liberal media" #outoftouch #supseanhannity

@FakeBlumenthal beautiful. Absolutely beautiful

@FakeCornynCMC just asked me if Mexico was north or south of Texas #youseriousbrah #geographicblankslate

@RobPortmanSim fish have feelings too!!!

If you don't like Zappos you can leave #islandbrary #CMCSim

.@jpitney's Congress simulation is in full swing this week -- follow Forum editor emerita Ana Kakkar at @FakeJThuneSD for some updates!

@FakeJoeBiden14 where are you?!?! Let's go get beers and prank call Cantor's office

Well done judiciary. Well done #amnestynational #immigration

@FakeCornynCMC just told me on the Capitol steps that his favorite TV drama is Downton Abbey #whatapansy #feudallord #gobacktoengland

We cannot afford Putinesque thuggery in the halls of Congress. About time Pres & Justice Department take a stand against @Mike_Enzi_CMC

Prez Obama declares @Mike_Enzi_CMC an enemy combatant; Enzi will face accelerated military trial + Gitmo detention youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-phA…

Jill Biden please please put down your gun #whereisthelove #joeiamscared

Wayne LaPierre, President of the NRA, can't even recite the 2nd Amendment #knowyourfacts #guncontrol

@FakeCornynCMC doesn't even know what law school is #whatajoke #iamthelaw #gobacktoaustin

Senator Mike Enzi arrested for a concealed firearm in Capitol chambers and for coverup in attempted assassination.

@Datyoungmikelee guns are no laughing matter. Just ask @FakeBlumenthal #backgroundchecks #fthegunshowloophole

PHOTO: Up Close & Personal with Big Papi at WH celebration w/ @RedSox @davidortiz #VT