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Reporter: Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer with you? Vance: Ha ha ha ha. Ahh. Well. I guess, I guess, they’d like, they’d want to have a beer with me because I do like to drink beer

@3five9 Jumping the person wearing this bc the Turkey Salsalito gave me diarrhea

@andyothling The Grink

What a weekend

dogs kinda fell off. owning a dog is in its flop era

Guy inventing dressage: *so drunk* hey do you think we could get a horse to dance, via the ratatouille method Friend: what the hell does that mean Guy: we ratatouille the horse

this is what “make america great again” means for specifically me

damn girl ur pussy is a 5 out of 5 on the BOOM meter

my friends can attest I literally find any excuse I can to show people this one patrick line WHY DOES HE SAY IT LIKE THIS

@chiweethedog Shrooms and jalapeños 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I’m a meat eater. But real ones know that sometimes a spinach and artichoke pizza hits way harder than like a meat lovers slice. Tbh lately I enjoy veggie pizzas a lot more. What’s your favorite veggie topping pizza?

my face when im 4 beers deep and see the touch tunes unguarded at the dive bar

@hannanative Not the Flame emoji to cover up the F’d up AI generated hand

@hannanative Damn girl you got like 18 fingers

Happy pride month 🔥🔥

caved and bought a vape for the first time in 2 years it’s so awesome and smoking camel cigarettes is bad ass too. bad stuff feels good and good stuff feels bad. burgers are awesome and kale is nasty. Pills feel great. Running is horse shit.