Tensa NHYIRA Zangetsu

@juzt_lizi Losing a real eater is one of the worst feelings ever. Cus you know exactly what she is doing for a new man

Pvssy is everywhere but a girl that's gon give you fire head ain't 😭😂

@Callunc Talking like he used to be Thanos and then retired to be a farmer on a distant planet. 😂😂😂

Pregnant Gucci woulda caught a body and dropped a mixtape

@UTDTrey Phases

How is this even possible for a big club bro

@yabbanx Because a certain car brand refuses to invest in their interior decor

Game boys will see this and still go ahead to buy a globally rated junk Range Rovers

@kpee_1 Because there are only two cities in Ghana right

Accra 50 Kumasi 50, right?

@ArmchairAssists No one disputing that he is a good player. But if he doesn’t want to play for you, he will be thrash. As we saw the season he left us

Cunha, Mbuemo, Šeško, (and Bruno obvs) would love to have Rashford in our team next season. He can make things happen.

@TheFergusonWay Coaches think copying someone else’s style makes them seem to lack originality. I’ll play 10 at the back if it’s gets me the dub

Michael Carrick practically handed the rest of the league the blueprint for how to suffocate this Man City’s super team, and somehow nobody has had the courage or intelligence to use it since.

@tinylamps By promising him prolly Glorious battles with powerful opps

Battle Beast being here is so funny. How the fuck did this mob boss contact one of the strongest alien fighters in the universe

@invis4yo Oh the numerous middle eastern wars leaving millions dead

Were they watching during slavery?

@justmercy__ If men moved like the way women did. lol. Women could never fill the shoes of a man cus it’s niggas out here that will take care of a broke female and all she offers is sex. Oh wait I just described 98% of every relationship ever

This phase is actually very real. I was in a relationship with a guy I met at work. Even before he asked me out, I already had a crush on him, so when he finally did, I didn’t hesitate to say yes. In the beginning, everything was smooth…we were both really into each other, and we spent a lot of time together, going almost everywhere side by side. About six months into the relationship, things started to change. He began having financial issues and was constantly telling me about one problem or another. At first, I tried to be understanding, but it gradually started to get to me. Eventually, it got to the point where I was the one feeding him and even paying for his data subscription. After about a month of that, I started feeling irritated. My feelings began to shift…I wasn’t as excited around him anymore. Anytime he tried to be romantic, I felt annoyed instead of happy. Whenever I see his calls, I feel very annoyed. His “I love you” texts started feeling like he’s wasting my phone battery. I stopped visiting him because each visit became a financial burden, and I was getting tired. I couldn’t stand being around him anymore. At some point, I reached my limit and decided to end the relationship.

@deejayfaremi Like all you have to do is roll the tapes. People remember from his time in England and think that’s that

I don’t think people realise how good Falcao was at his peak. All these players were great strikers at their peak. Falcao was a one-man force of destruction.

@_ParadiseParis1 So many . So so many. Just like her. So we gon have more poohs around for a long time

I have thoughts but they gone say I hate Black Women. Just know it’s a lot of women just like her raising children.

@Lifeof_AG01 Had to block the best and worst thing to happen to me in the last 3 years. Deleted pics and videos and moved on. Hard but worth it.

Never accept to remain friends; you will never truly heal.

@miranowhere I think it basically tells them to go and conquer foreign lands. Instead of straight out war they have modernized it. Come in , and change your town and culture from within .

If muslim people like their religion and culture so much, why do they immigrate to christian countries instead of muslim ones?

@bamwinejnr I mean even one should be done to have kids.

The number of people who will be admitted to mental hospitals when Man City wins the premier league is insane

@AhmedMufc2000 Do y’all actually watch Kva, what his output and what numbers does he put up. Goals, assist, impact on a game. I need these

YAMAL Cherki Pedri Olise Kva Ousmane These are the type of players we should be raving about. None of this mbappe salah haaland gas thank you 👍

@zaracraves Ouuuuu what about female friends that be downplaying their friends when a nigga is interested in the friend and not them. Talm about “oh she has a bf” “ oh she just had a gangbang last night” “ oh she doesn’t like dark boys” Like bitch who is talking to you. those linebackers

as a girl, we notice this and it’s corny and uncomfortable to watch 😂

@okwartengg Y’all would say math. But my French teacher is the most wicked man I know. Followed closely by my Pre-tech teacher. Then math teacher

You see this and only one course teacher comes in mind

@drharveee Heat

Why can’t we dress up like this in Nigeria ?