🥨 Eric 🥨

Mailman is such a sexist term. Can’t we be more progressive and change it to FEmailman?

@ChristinaStoffo can you please tell me the song that plays behind your report on WDHA 105.5?

Testing out the new #twitter fact check system: the vaccine is safe and effective against the contraction and spreading of COVID-19. Vaxxed individuals are better protected than those with natural antibodies or immunities and the side effects are mild and temporary #FactChecking

A hug is just a standing cuddle

I’m a bit of a saltxpert myself

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CHHJN51nyN9/…

@Stephen_NJ False

@DannyLoPriore Get a bidet

I just wiped my ass and threw the shitty toilet paper into the garbage can... how’s your day goin?

Just pulled through McDonald’s and heard the girl in the window says “20.12” and all I could think to say was to yell “KONY!!!” #Kony2012

@JoeyGatto I’m... HOW

Add me on house party houseparty.com/add/ericpretzel

do any of my friends play rocket league? what's your ranking? Let's be teammates #RocketLeague

.@Laurtorr_ 👋🏻

@codyko Take a drink every time an influencer tried to push for this game

@LindseyHughes I think you have to wait two weeks to know

i used a corona pickup line and haven’t gotten a response in 30 hours i’m done

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

@CorinnaKopf Hahahhhaha, you crack me up

can the corona virus chill soon because i need to go to the chiropractor

@itsallienelson Lip injection, butt lift, Botox, weave, liposuction

@Stephen_NJ False

Hi, I don’t use twitter or Snapchat: EricPretzel

Ok so, you’re standing in front of a railing. You put your hand in the railing. You feel a little piece of gum on the bottom. You: -immediately take your hand off and don’t return; OR -squish it a little bit and flatten it out...