Eric The Reb

@RealUnsweetDee @LizzyStarrrdust My 17 year old son in a nutshell

@UScrimeReview @Parodyjeffx Hmm, if only there were signs…

ISRAELI LAND GRAB IN ARGENTINA 🇮🇱🇦🇷 Israeli buyers are aggressively acquiring vast tracts of land in Patagonia. They are installing gates, blocking access, and establishing private settlements. This is a direct threat to Argentine sovereignty.

Currently enjoying a scotch and ginger ale while watching Smack Down with @KariCourtney4 What are y’all up to?

@UScrimeReview @Ikennect aka White Trash Power Bar

What would you name this cat?

@Rothbirdian Happy Peep Cake Day to you!

It's my birthday and I'll make a peep cake if I want to 🩷💛

@PissedOffMandaP @SusieM414141 @1109Patricia That is why I designed for underground power.

@SusieM414141 @1109Patricia

You found the house of your dreams online, but when you went to see it in person, this is what you saw. How are you supposed to use the garage? Hope it was a good deal.

RIP Chuck Norris 😢

Yeah but he’s an absolute liability at the corner.

@Bee__witched Good movie until the UNNECESSARY GLEN BECK ENDING

Anyone watch Nefarious? What do you think?

@ForestMommy Dr. Pepper is barbecue Sprite

Sit down for a Dr Pepper and the neighbor shows up for a sit down. Say hi Moe

What's he saying?

GM

@EricTheReb Cmon now, there’s still a whole lot of brunettes with eyeglasses that could get me to make foolish decisions.

Him: *Senses crazy vibes and danger emanating behind him* *turns around* Her: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND 🚨BRUNETTE WITH EYEGLASSES🚨

@BigHandle_369 Noice

Set the drums up for the kiddo and she's already learned the basic 1234, and moving on to bigger things. She rocks

@samtripoli It all took place in Phoebe’s head anyways

Shut the fuck up, Adam!

@JessicaTheGreen You’ll always be Soup Can to me 😤

Did you guys know that absolutely no one has called me Jessica since I was in diapers. I actually go by Jesse. But when I signed up for Twitter, I wanted to seem professional... I had no idea what this place was. So, Jessica is basically my internet stage name. I should have been more creative. People out here names shit like LibertyMuffins and ComedyMemeKing

Ok, that’s enough doom scrollin

Ginger Spice only for reasons

GM