Eric Porter

@beyoumf No, but I would in a few weeks.

be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

@spinfisher We still blame FDR for shit, so 100 years. Probably.

When is the statute of limitations for blaming Biden for everything that is bad?

@x0yabun Pickle farming….highly lucrative.

What jobs actually get people houses like these?

@hovah76 @Evangelion217 @bmccormick70 Paige is in no way bigger than Clark. By what metric is she bigger?

@Evangelion217 @bmccormick70 Paige is bigger, stronger, tougher, more skilled, more aggressive, and far more classy. That is why she receives more calls than Ms. Crash out.

Caitlin Clark This is the PRE-season and this chic is back at this awful behavior. 27% from 3-point range Led the WNBA in turnovers last year Horrific defender The biggest whiner/flopper/cry baby in the entire WNBA What type of arrogant athlete has to be held back by her teammates from attacking officials in a PRE-season game??!!! I literally can’t stomach watching this chic! Give me Paige, Sabrina, Gabby, A’Ja, Azzi, Kelsey Plum, and Napheesa any day. I will not watch a Caitlin Clark game until she learns good shot selection, how to play defense, how to finish through contact, how to stop having 8 turnovers every night, and how to stop disrespecting officials like they’re dogs! Period! Grow up and leave the officials the officials alone!

@LukeDashjr @AEc55183 @MibshaD What’s ur solution Luke?

@AEc55183 @MibshaD Nobody said the mother should be left to die.

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

@uscfan981 Tevor Lawerence?

Y’all agree?

@RandomHvacGuy I am convinced that if Jesus returned and denounced Trump, MAGA would stone him.

I’m convinced that if Hitler ran against Donald Trump, the Democrats would vote for Hitler.

@kaizen000000000 What a dumb twat.

Her condescending laughing and smirking was textbook passive aggressive.

@pointmadejosh Her shooting percentage will go up, if they are willing to commit to this.

Caitlin Clark is, without a doubt, one of the most dynamic players in the league with the ball in her hands But weaponizing her shooting off-ball by having her run off of screens and hit movement 3s will make her even harder to slow down

@Maga_Trigger Yes

Yes or No, was this event staged?

@nobleisawinner No

@RealHickory Lock him up. That’s the new chant?

Good morning to everyone who agrees Hussein Obama should NOT have presidential immunity for committing Sedition and Treason against a sitting president!

@Ravenismeee Anywhere.

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel?

@james_xond Fish and garden.

Trying to prove a point: If you didn’t need to work to survive, what would you do all day?

@MarketPalmer_ @MiniRetireMatt Average in Iowa is 59400

@MiniRetireMatt Hard to disagree with this. Is it common to make $125k/yr as a teacher?

The teacher making $125k per year, with 3 months of PTO, and 35 hour work weeks Is better off than... The attorney making $250k per year, with 1-2 weeks of PTO, and 60+ hour work weeks It's not even close

@KinnickNorth23 They need more players. Injuries could derail anything before it starts.

Addie Deal, minor contribution, and a cast of bench players. Replaced, so far, by McKenna Woliczko, Dani Carnegie and Amari Whiting. This team that went 27-7 last season has been upgraded significantly. That 8 year streak is not in any jeopardy...😅

@joncoopertweets First rule of Ficht Club…..

Serious question: If you’re a Democrat or liberal, but your spouse is MAGA … how do you actually make your marriage work? I’m genuinely curious — I don’t think I could do it.

@SaltyGoat17 Lock her up!! Amirite? Let me know when that one happens.

Who else would REALLY like to see this motherfcker in prison?

@RazDazBraz11 @ypc__ab @espnW Reese is a substantially better rebounder. Audi substanciislly better at lay ups.

@ypc__ab @espnW Well she's probably better than Angel Reese at least.

Audi Crooks has announced she is taking her talents to Oklahoma State 💥

@Lifeinvestmoney Clowns…….funk those people.

Here's who should be drafted first: - F-150 drivers - Anyone with French heritage - Women who can't cook a proper steak - Everyone who's posted on LinkedIn over the past year - Anyone with a job title beginning with "Human Resources..." - Bitcoin bros Who am I missing?