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@MatthewHight24 Or to not have neighbors

I just wanna be rich enough where I can have the neighbors over and feed them.

@MatthewHight24 cough cough Hope you feel better pumpkin 😨🤢

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Pecan Street aka 6th Street in Austin, 1866. You're looking east toward what is now I-35. One of the oldest photos I've every posted, and remarkably clear. From the AWESOME folks @TSLAC . @TSLAC_Director @TxHistComm @TexasHighways @TexosoTxHistory @TexasMonthly

I feel sorry for the person who has it all and takes it all for granted.

The inmates do not run the asylum, learn to tell your children no!

@MatthewHight24 Don't be jealous

@aelampkin Snug as a bug in a rug

Wake me when it's all over, thanks...me, snug under the covers.

@aelampkin Always

Love helps.

@sweatsntopknots @bgdadyspnkbtm Me too. To bad were not friends

Drunk voice messaging friends. That’s where it’s at. Fuck a drunk text.

@gingerbrigade1 Loose gate

If you have anything for me to screw—tell me.

@3sunzzz Did you work it out

My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours.

@aelampkin Truth

Thankful for the delete tweet option...imagine being stuck with the words we originally write...

Does anybody know how long toilet paper will last if you freeze it? Asking for a friend.

Why is it that my Highschool Senior must argue with me about applying for College Scholarships?

If you don't know, sorry!

Outlaw country artist Billy Joe Shaver dead at 81 trib.al/w7MIwhh