Just Erin 🍷🦄

“Sociopath” test - if you know the answer (and it will be blatantly obvious to those who who get it), just comment “got it”. About 20% of people will get it immediately. I’ve had 13 people take it and only 3 have known, so the numbers are holding. 😅

Guess what day it is?!? Someone is 12 today!! #CheeseburgerDay #HappyBirthday

@toddotto There was no wine. BUT - even if there had been, how does it explain that I physically have a second cap!!!

@ErinBode How much wine are we talking?

I am flummoxed! I ordered some aloe and it came with a child proof lid. This stuff stung so I laid down. I left the bottle with the child proof lid off. Now there is a flip cap on the bottle of aloe but the child proof cap is still on my counter!! THERE WERE NOT TWO CAPS!

Five thousand eight hundred fourteen!

@HawkEmDownChris I love Daniel Sloss.

Who’s the comedian?

Is the answer not “eat them”? 🤨

Enjoying the weather (finally) 🥰

Stars align - Taco Tuesday on Cinco de Mayo should be a national holiday!

Fell down a rabbit hole - stupid question of the day: Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it?

@aphotomama 🔥🔥🔥

Fit check. Art fundraiser tonight!

@ErinBode Yes. But they give you ideas on what to order from Door Dash

One of my favorite pastimes is saving recipes I’m never going to make.

So Dominos is apparently expanding their business model? 🤔

Guess what day it is! 😉

@Dr_Smile_Maker Dreary!! Same as it’s been all week 😩

@ErinBode How's the weather in my former city?

#Friday #Winesday

@nickimoraa The thought of having to ever childproof my house! 🤣🤣🤣

Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb. I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣

@flugelfan101 @nickimoraa I’m 42 and still so thankful to be child free. Me time is the best time!

@nickimoraa We'll return to see your opinion on your 40th birthday.

Hey @NASA, do you know what moon is shaped like? COOKIE! Me hope you have a yummy trip to the moon.