Erin W

The best thing I ever did was buy a dust buster and tell my kids it was a toy they couldn’t play with. #momwin #nocrumbleftbehind

@nancydmaynard I just got to the end of netflix...seen it all

Must be time for @ErinDWare to have her baby because we finished all of Homeland and West Wing.

@DebbieMcCormic1 Sending love!

National siblings day and national pet day back to back..... sometimes it’s just a lot. 😭

He did not find my description of a grocery store amusing 2/2

My husband was complaining we didn’t have any “good snacks” so I told him a story about a magical place that exists, that’s open to everyone, all the time, whenever you want it, and it has hundreds of snacks and you just go and pick out exactly what you like, whenever! 1/2

In case anyone needs to hear this, chocolate coconut cold brew is back at #wegmans welcome back, my old friend

Wrote the date this morning and immediately went “wooooaaaahhhhhhh amber is the color of your energy”

Haha pretty sure I never boiled a hot dog before 2018.

Tell me you have toddlers without telling me you have toddlers. I’ll start. My house always smells like hot dogs and applesauce.

Fox Mulder we need to talk about how you touch women in season 1 of X files.

So for the Bills fans who said the only thing they want for Christmas “is for the Bills to win the AFC East”...can I return your other gifts?

@CaptainStud They never loved you

officially cut the cable cord today, and they didn't even try to offer me a deal to stay

@mmaynard11 Who made this? Michael Scott?

This is offensive to all New Yorkers...

@realDonaldTrump Wait, huh?

For years the Dems have been preaching how unsafe and rigged our elections have been. Now they are saying what a wonderful job the Trump Administration did in making 2020 the most secure election ever. Actually this is true, except for what the Democrats did. Rigged Election!

What’s your favorite over used saying in corporate America? Mine has to be “right.” It’s pretty annoying, right? I feel like we could check in with our audience to ensure they’re following us in another way, right?

@RonTaylor79 My 2020 mantra is “Pivot! Pivot!” Feels satisfying to yell it.

Annnnd onto 2020 Parent Teacher Conferences. This is a bit different than the usual, but so is everything else. Rollin’ with it!

What is, devastated.

@seollove33 I ate a cookie for breakfast. Because I’m a champion.

Not to get too optimistic in 2020, but so far, it seems to be turning into a good Friday morning. ⚾️ 🇺🇸

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

If I’m charged a missed appt fee at a drs office when I arrive 5 minutes late can I charge them a fee when they make me wait for 45 minutes?