Erin Pavon

@PicturesFoIder Or.. don't pay them and teach them to love to read. Learn to love the journey. #everyonewins

@CityofSanDiego You have amazing sanitation drivers! My boys ran outside to see the "new" trash trucks (with the claw for green bins) and the driver honked, stopped, and gave them stickers! They were pumped! #trashtrucks #boymom

You might be a #boymom if you spent your evening running around the cul de sac throwing a frisbee and a football while yelling your kids names and laughing hysterically. #kids #pavonfab5 #SummerSolstice

@SLU_Billikens Sooo you just show a little jpeg of the school logo next to a @Nike shirt and I'm supposed to buy it?!?! Can't even bother to mock it up? #lame

@AskTarget Guess it's not great. Been weeks and haven't heard a thing. Pity. @AskTarget #unimpressed #Walmart

@ErinPavon Thank you for taking the time to bring this to our attention. We'd love the opportunity to look into this further. Would you please send us a DM with your full name, email address, and order number using the following link: twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Target fix your shipping! I was supposed to have my items with 2 day shipping, on Sun. It's Tues and I have 0 items and FedEx states my shipment is "pending" aka going to be delivered when they find it. I get items from @Walmart next day for no extra charge. Not the 1st time. 😞

@AskTarget Sent you the info a week ago. What's your response time?

@brooksrunning Always look down!

Drop your best tips for first-time trail runners 👇

@waDNR A+ for the description that accompanies Emily's art work.

Thank you Emily W. (age 36) for sending us your submission to our children’s art contest. It wasn’t eligible for the contest (the techniques are too advanced) but it’s hanging in our prestigious art museum (my cubicle wall). Vote on children’s artwork: woobox.com/vkzcpm

This Iowa/South Carolina Final 4 game is effing fantastic. Amazing. Love women's basketball. #FinalFour2023

@OKWildlifeDept Whoever manages this handle is a genius. I am highly entertained.

It has been said (mostly by me) that Oklahoma is the Australia of the US. Why? Because everyone loves our accent and we have like, A LOT, of ☠️ snakes. Venomous snakes are a part of life in the wild world of Oklahoma. Spring is here and so are they. Let's review;

When your kids can leave you to find the bathroom on their own and then return to you while visiting a theme park, another phase of your life begins.

@thedad Safety Patrol requires white pants. Literal masochists.

What kind of absolute psychopath makes white shirts in kids sizes??

@Sun_Maid Oatmeal raisin cookies are for breakfast. A whole meal can be dedicated to cookies. #winning

E. Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

The people under the stairs is one seriously fucked up movie.

I don't have a favorite kid, but I do have a kid who writes sticky note reminders so he doesn't forget things the next day. #birthorder #justlikeme #organized #justlikehermione

Absolutely celebrated fall today with 90 degree heat. 🍂🎃🍁 #SanDiego #indiansummer #wtf Enjoy your pumpkin spice everyone else. Summer till Thanksgiving! #atleastitsnothumid

It's a special moment when you and all your children can watch a new movie together and everyone loves it. #thisis10 #ThorLoveandThunder #Marvel #DisneyPlus #disneyfamily #growingup

Getting to know some @JohnsonCVUSD Jaguars with principal @ChristineSphar @CajonValleyUSD