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Chris

@EscAuthority

Attraction Designer | Creative Director | Consultant World Traveler | Themed Entertainment Enthusiast

Katılım Mayıs 2016
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Chris
Chris@EscAuthority·
@DisTouristBlog Wait, so a ten year old Frozen ride was all it took to make the world's worst Disney park be good? Why not just go to Epcot?
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Disney Tourist Blog@DisTouristBlog·
NEW: Imagineers have done the impossible, transforming the world's worst park, so bad that it was undeserving of the "Disney" name, into a good park I'm excited to revisit. Words I never thought I'd type about this parking lot-themed park ~15 years ago. disneytouristblog.com/review-disney-…
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@UniversalORL Wait - are you actually *the USF globe* - now sentient, sending out these tweets? I always thought it was a room of friendly interns hoping to earn a churro!
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Universal Orlando Resort@UniversalORL·
Anybody looking for a Globe to ride Trollercoaster with them today? Asking for a friend, of course 😅
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@Coaster101 So the "101" is a reference to how many years it's been since you last visited BGW, I see. Joking aside, that place is one of the saddest cases in the country. BGW used to be SUCH a good park, but operational choices and lack of staff accountability has made it insufferable.
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Coaster101.com@Coaster101·
I thought BGW's operations were supposed to be better than BGT's, not worse 🫤
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@Coaster101 I know another "definitely opening in 2026" dark ride it can race.
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Coaster101.com@Coaster101·
When do you think NightFlight Expedition will open?
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@ScottGustin This was my least favorite Big Thunder before Tokyo's got weirdly rough. I love DLP in general, but will never understand the BTM hype there.
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Scott Gustin@ScottGustin·
The best Big Thunder.
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@DisneyClipsGuy Put things back to how good they used to be before ::checks notes:: he was in charge of the Parks division.
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DisneyClipsGuy@DisneyClipsGuy·
What is one thing you would ask Josh D'Amaro to do to make things better now that he is the boss?
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@crematedplastic So bad. In the Dubai case, that's weirdly the theme of all the outdoor attractions, while those in the indoor Dreamworks section are excellent. Unsurprisingly, two different design teams.
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Cremated_Plastic@crematedplastic·
@EscAuthority Woof. Welp that bad? And your secret is safe here. Thank you for your sacrifice of time spent.
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@crematedplastic While I do keep a close eye on the industry, I've also ridden both of these attractions. In this case, it's not something I often admit. 👻👎
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Cremated_Plastic@crematedplastic·
@EscAuthority Damn bro you know your stuff! Great explanation. I blame Sony honestly. They need money and license out Ghostbusters to anyone for fast cash. I need Universal to get the domestic theme parks rights again to make a worthy dark ride. Id be settle for a coaster/dark ride combo.
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@crematedplastic And then there's the GB ride in Dubai. It's somehow worse than the one in Germany. In fact, the only thing worse than the Dubai ride is the Germany ride. Both are worse. Somehow different design companies too. Poor GB. It deserves so much more.
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@crematedplastic Triotech is the company that designed it; every dark ride they've ever done has been bad. Worse than 'the Temu of dark ride design companies.' They mentioned at the announcement it was based on 'all the GB films' - but in truth it basically has little to do with any of them.
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@crematedplastic Two things: *it was not based on the 2016 movie. *it's another Triotrash abomination of a dark ride. So don't count it for the right reason 🤣🗑️
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Cremated_Plastic@crematedplastic·
@EscAuthority Ha. Waiting for someone to bring this gem up. But...I don't count that, since it's based on the 2016 movie. 😬
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@PixiedustDLP Au revoir worst park Disney has ever built! Just one more sleep until it's bonjour worst park Disney has ever built but with a bandaid and some lipstick.
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Pixie Dust DLP ✨
Pixie Dust DLP ✨@PixiedustDLP·
🎬 That’s a wrap! Walt Disney Studios Park has officially closed its doors and will reopen tomorrow as Disney Adventure World. Thank you for the memories, 2002–2026. ✨ #DisneylandParis
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@MarcusGear_CB It's pretty remarkable to think there's a rougher version of the original, unrideable Dragon Khan - yet here we are.
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Thorpe Park News And Updates@TP_News_Updates·
So much for the tack collapsing… Staff are also saying that they hope to reopen Oblivion today!!
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Drew Smith
Drew Smith@DrewDisneyDude·
Disney teases the future of Disneyland Paris: “We are entering an era where creative audacity, immersion, and innovation redefine the way guests experience Disney stories, unlike anywhere else. Our resort will be expanded, enriched, and more vibrant than ever before, offering experiences unique in Europe. A destination focused on the future, capable of constantly evolving and offering every guest the most precious things that Disney magic creates — authentic emotions, wonder, joy, and memories that stand the test of time.”
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Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson@DynamicThrills·
When you get the new HHN Jack & Oddfellow shirt in the mail from ShopUniversal but its massively misprinted and ShopUniversal doesn't do exchanges. 🙁 @UniversalORL I already sent ShopUniversal an email about this, but can I just exchange the shirt at the park?
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Brandon Anderson@DynamicThrills·
For those who dont see it, the design is printed on the far left (body right) of the shirt and crooked and not centered.
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Chris@EscAuthority·
@crematedplastic Look at the bright side - that's still better than direct to VHS!
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Cremated_Plastic
Cremated_Plastic@crematedplastic·
Over/ under Premium Scream Night sells out this year? Will last year's event affect sales? I'm for sure doing it.
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