Essie

@RitaPanahi @QuickestTempa You know when you accidentally spray perfume in your mouth.....that’s gin.

Doggy daycare: don’t miss the crash at the end [📹 sawneedogs]

@BBCBreakfast Lammy is literally doing the “Foreign Office Four Stage Strategy” from Yes Minister Unbelievable!

@purbrooktony @rickygervais My mum (rip) lived in Plymouth during WW2, her best friend lived across the road with her mum and disabled dad. When being bombed one night her friend and mum hid under the stairs, her dad under the dining table. The bomb hit the roof then stairs, her dad was the only survivor.

One of the greatest lecture in the world

@atensnut Love this colour 😍 but for me personally I would change the worktops in wood to match the floor with the back splash in white tile.

Too blue?

Policing in the UK

Origin of numbers explained

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The perfect hat. 🤣

@SenJohnKennedy Only JK would have this backdrop with his Christmas message….Hilarious 😆

The Christmas season is special. It’s a celebration of God’s love for all of humanity. God blessed Louisiana with the most God-fearing, hardworking, and fun-loving people in America. Wishing every Louisiana family a safe and Merry Christmas.

Good morning all 🤗 Happy Christmas Eve 🎄❤️✨️

For those who haven’t seen it, this is one of the funniest jokes ever #mickmiller #noddy #funny 😆😆😆😆

@MarkRuddStaffs @simonwatt85 So if state pension is classed as a benefit does that mean pensioners will get free tv licenses?

@simonwatt85 It's a benefit. A benefit I'll contribute much towards - for others who had it all - but will never receive myself.

I didn’t begrudge paying into a pension that paid for my parents pension but it appears there are so many people out there that seem to begrudge paying for ours & one day their kids will pay for theirs. This is how it’s worked for many many years.

New bulb and star for my dear mum’s kitchen Christmas tree from the 1960’s 🎄

@BraisbyI @EvacTony Same here Ian, 66 now so have pension but still work part time for a few extras. Might as well jack it in and claim pension credit 🤷‍♀️

@EvacTony Totally agree with you Tony, I'm retired now but started work before my 16th birthday and retired at 66, that was 50yrs and now they still tax me, and from what I hear they are rigging the system to tax me even more after Wednesday

I work often work in neighbourhoods where most who live there don’t work. While I'm up and at it at 7.30, you won't see them before 11, unless they're on the school run, in their PJs, then in their 25 plate car on pip, then straight back to bed. Old slippers and pizza boxes are strewn about in the streets, weed hangs in the air,  little kids play in gardens full of rubbish and broken trampolines. They've all got dogs, they've all got phones and everything else. I'm 50 almost, and working since before I left school is taking its toll. On Wednesday Labour are going to fuck me, you and every other worker over again to pay for this shit show, raising other people's kids and feeding and housing an invading army of people that hate us and abuse our women. We're fools to put up with this, history will view us as idiots if we do.

@worrell_len @benonwine Definitely 👍🏻

@benonwine Madiera

Sicily!

My so called ‘stinky flowering cactus’ has bloomed…the room now smells like a blocked drain 😷

Good morning, have a brilliant day, this is our finest stand up comedian (Bob Monkhouse) with….The Sperm Sample Joke.

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Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗 The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍 Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist