SMC

@kiks_jayi Remember it’s subjective

I asked this patient to rate her pain from 1–10, and without hesitation she said she’ll give it a 10/10 while casually chewing gum and scrolling through her phone…😭

Avogadro’s constant is when i realized i wasn’t made for this shit😂

@Docfrosh It’s for infection control not surgeons .ngadzikwane

If we are being honest scrubs are meant for people in the theatre and doing surgeries, the surgeons If I ever become a CMD of any teaching hospital, this is one of the peripheral things I will fix Nurses will go back to their white gown and their cap(if someone dresses like this there is no way you will mistake them for a pilot or an engineer or a doctor) Medlab scientist(lab coat) Ward coat and cooperate for other clinicians with their name and title boldly written on it. Scrubs for the surgeons In a world where it’s difficult to identify healthcare workers we could make things easier You as an Optometrist now enh what are you wearing scrub for..? If we are being honest, we are the ones complicating these things for ourselves

@legendarihhhh Leave my girl alone

rih please 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@TDeisine I just bounced back just like that I’m grateful

After one child, bouncing back seems fast and stress free. But you see after 2nd and 3rd, you will tie tummy, drink hot water, pepper soup, tummy massage, morning exercise etc and it’s like nothing is working. Mothers on the timeline, how did you do it? Did you go back to pre-pregnancy weight and tummy size or should we leave it for God?

@Dammi_Esq High school-lower six

Let’s take attendance 😄 Gen Z, where were you in 2015? So we millennials don’t trespass 😂 Mine: I had just finished my first degree.

@eng_lui_tme Nharo chaizvo

Guys how did you all manage kubuda mughetto ?

@Cde_begar It’s their time

UZ, MSU & NUST campus students are having more sex than married couples.

@EMuthubi Yes it’s a tube sweetie

What did I just watch 😳 So your vagina can actually fall out and hang between your legs due to heavy lifting, coughing and constipation?😭😭

@ickystickypink You out of 4 billion women

I can’t even tell when I’m ovulating what are people talking about lol

@Wunmiiberry Because I don’t feel safe with you so I withhold

How Is our body 75% water and some pussy still dry?

No amount of preparation will cushion you from the realities of marriage. You can discuss and ask their opinions on certain topics but that is nothing compared to the person they will be when such a thing happens.

@MRGMALLOY We’re finally catching up with what’s necessary it’s not a flex

Zimbabweans as soon as they get abroad vanotanga kuita zve gym first thing 😂😂😂

incase you weren't raised correctly, i think it’s a mans job to set the tone in a relationship; whether people want to admit it or not, a woman feeds off his energy.. his consistency, his intentions, his presence. she takes what he gives and reflects it. when a man leads with clarity, love, and respect, it creates a space where a woman can feel safe, soft, and secure. vice versa, when he leads with confusion, mixed signals, and inconsistency, it forces her to operate in survival mode. she becomes guarded, unsure, and emotionally exhausted.

@eddiee_O Should be suspended from using social media,you’re a danger to society

For anyone looking for a healthier substitute to sodium/regular table salt, Potassium enriched salts are!!! It is great for heart health. Check for potassium salt substitutes in any supermarket close to you. Hopefully, they’ll become more widely available in local markets soon.

@iamnasboi You should sleep now

I know I’m probably overthinking 😭 but how do we marry someone knowing they’ve been intimate with other people before us?

@realnorma_kay The flu I had last week causes chest pains and was very painful

What kind of flu did she have 👀🤧 RIP 🕊️

@BoyanSlat Me too I can’t

I have an irrational hatred toward this genre of books.

@Bunmie_oguns It was the worst

Breastfeeding is one part of motherhood nobody really explains properly 😩 First, your nipples can peel like they’re going through renovation 😭 and you’re still expected to let your baby feed like nothing is happening. Then when your baby finally latches, you feel this sharp rush of pain because your womb is also contracting at the same time 😭 Honestly… this motherhood journey is not a small thing 😂 It’s beautiful, but the struggle is very real 😩 Mothers, what shocked you the most after giving birth?

@notsosurewho Hi Willis circle

a med student can name this even in her/his deepest sleep