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Ethan Allen Mather

@EthanAllenMathr

Descendant of Pilgrims, Puritans, Pennsylvania Dutch, and Robert the Bruce. Christian, philosopher, fan of good metafiction. Name + pic pseudonymous for opsec.

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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
Islam is a nation of peace. It says so right there in the name. Donald Trump‘s Board of Peace is all about world peace. It says so right there in the name.
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@scratchyjohnson @bgcts Interestingly, Shakespeare's final play, The Tempest, was inspired by the 1609 shipwreck of the Sea Venture, the very ship that was carrying Pocahontas's husband, John Rolfe, to Virginia! She was known to have seen plays; she might have seen this one at The Globe.
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Tom Ruby@bgcts·
Guys guys! We found Gavin! In Málaga! And we're drinking this outstanding Brandy de Jerez. Starting early tonight.
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RazörFist@RAZ0RFIST·
Jokes aside, Chuck Norris' death hits like a battering ram. He was an influence so constant, I do not remember a world without a ubiquitous Chuck Norris. When interviewers would stir the turd tank, trying to incite him to badmouth Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme, he was instead complimentary of both. He knew the commitment Martial Arts takes. Yet look his background up: His pedigree objectively exceeded them all. There are millionaire MMA fighters less legit than he was in his earlier competitive career. He was recruited by Bruce Lee not for acting, but for winning a full-contact competition. But listen to him talk about it. No pretense. No braggadocio. Just an impassive acknowledgement of the work it all required. Here lies a man. R.I.P.
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@goblinodds Lefties tried to say we righties weren’t happy a Black man didn’t succumb to prosecutorial and police pressure. Then we brought receipts showing our glee.
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
absolutely amazed that the afroman saga doesnt seem to have been politicized? or did i just miss that
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Jaimee Michell
Jaimee Michell@JaimeeUSA·
Charlie Kirk 20 days before he was murdered: "There is a corner of the internet that blames the Jews for everything. It's demonic and from the pit of hell. It's brain rot."
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@voicearchivist Twilight Sparkle should have graduated before becoming an alicorn. Her ascension should have been presented as being a surprise to Celestia, and Luna and Cadance should have been there too.
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@DefenderOfBasic C.S. Lewis wrote a science fiction trilogy where the angelic aliens in book 1, the Eldila, were faster / “more frequent” in a material way. Fascinating HG Wells pastiche!
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Defender
Defender@DefenderOfBasic·
What makes a "thing" a thing is its relative frequency. Fast activity can perceive slow activities. Slow activities cannot (easily) perceive faster activities (or perceive them as "multiple distinct things")
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Imtiaz Mahmood@ImtiazMadmood·
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@KorahSons For if the lost sheep of the house of Jacob are guilty of any of the wickedness claimed, these are the EXACT people we must be MOST mindful of praying for, and trying to reach with the Gospel. Psalm 122:6: “Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: they shall prosper that love thee.”
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@KorahSons See how “noticing” female and Jewish suffering is used to point away from Christ. He does not measure righteousness by Christ’s command: “Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you.”
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The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels buff.ly/P32kH4g
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@ChristianityOn That moment when you realize your Boomer mother’s obsession with her sports teams may be restricted, repetitive patterns of behavior…
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Rino🚀@RinoTheBouncer·
What game is this?🚀
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Pro-America | Politics & Markets
Charlie Kirk was all over the place on college campuses, speaking his opinions and his thoughts, including on foreign policy. He had his own show. He was giving speeches and interviews and doing debates all the time. He was tweeting all the time. The idea that he kept all of these thoughts to himself and then confided in Joe Kent before he died is laughable.
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Fake History Hunter
Fake History Hunter@fakehistoryhunt·
They weren't. They had toilets, street cleaners, rubbish collectors and strict rules regarding pollution. They were also terrified of bad smells. They washed daily, bathed weekly or more, loved visiting bathhouses and had been using soap & perfume for centuries. fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/26/art…
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Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend. Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world. May his memory be a blessing.
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LHGrey™️
LHGrey™️@grey4626·
You clip-chopping, context-murdering fucking pricks... this is peak intellectual dishonesty, the kind that would make Machiavelli blush and Goebbels nod in professional approval. Netanyahu didn’t pull some anti-Christ soliloquy out of his ass. He was quoting Will Durant...the towering American historian, that Christian humanist who spent a lifetime dissecting civilization in The Story of Civilization and The Lessons of History. Durant observed the brutal ledger of history with merciless clarity: “Nature and history do not agree with our conceptions of good and bad; they define good as that which survives, and bad as that which goes under; and the universe has no prejudice in favor of Christ as against Genghis Khan.” That’s not blasphemy; that’s unflinching realism, forged in the blood-soaked pages of every empire that rose and every prophet who fell. Netanyahu, staring down genocidal fanatics who rape, behead, and hide behind their own civilians, was driving home the philosophical truth that ideals without iron are suicide pacts. Your precious moral posturing means jack shit if you lack the power to enforce it. Evil doesn’t yield to sermons...it yields to superior force. History’s classroom is soaked in the blood of the unprepared. This clip is pure venomous manipulation: a surgical strike at the Christian id, engineered to bypass reason and ignite tribal outrage. “How dare he say that about Jesus!” they say, conveniently forgetting the historian’s name, the strategic context of existential survival, and the fact that Christianity itself survived not merely by turning the other cheek but by becoming the faith of empires that knew precisely when to wield the sword of Constantine. Selective amnesia, fragile egos, and algorithmic rage-bait at its finest...classic playbook for grifters who traffic in sacred triggers because nuance doesn’t farm engagement. Will Durant understood the tragedy of the human condition: nature and history are indifferent gods that crown survivors, not saints. In a world crawling with modern Genghis Khans...jihadist hordes dreaming of caliphates...the Jewish state doesn’t have the luxury of naive pacifism. Fuck your decontextualized outrage. Fuck the dishonest framing that turns a profound historical insight into cartoon villainy. Grow the fuck up. Read Durant. Study power. And truly, fuck off with this selective fucking bullshit. 💀
Disclose.tv@disclosetv

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@AnishA_Moonka·
Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times. His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries. But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide. By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face. When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.” The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried. The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.
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Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

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Ethan Allen Mather
Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
Did you know, God wanted Chuck Norris in Heaven so much, He traded His only Son to Satan for Chuck Norris’ soul? There was a jailbreak within three days, I hear it was epic.
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Ethan Allen Mather@EthanAllenMathr·
@ChristyLaMonde You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. Tell them this is the source book for communism:
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Christy LaMonde | Ms. Canada First 🍁
*discussion with coworker who is pro communism* Me: Have you read The Communist Manifesto? Coworker: No. Why would I? Me: So you know what communists stand for. Coworker: Well idk, it might be biased against communism. Is it written by a capitalist or a communist? Me: Coworker: Me: It's by Karl Marx. Coworker: Who's that? Me:
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