Ethan

@timothysykes Old Friday nights vs. new Friday nights

kid I bullied in highschool walked in with his girl

I told my daughter she had to pay $400 a month to live at home after college. She thought I was being hard on her. Paid it every month without complaint. Never missed once. Two years later she moved out. I handed her an envelope. $9,600. Every dollar she ever paid me. Plus a little extra. She cried. I told her that was her security deposit, first month, and emergency fund. She thought I was punishing her. I was preparing her. She’s a very happy young woman.

@akkwho dm me bro!! 🙏

Shooooot🎯

STOP calling them “Tech Bros” START calling them “People of Computer” (POC) Do better.

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

@hidysaam @LottielabHQ dm me

Motion truly matters. It speaks, it builds connection with the users. Still on the same series of the animated icon made in @LottielabHQ

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

Founders finding out building a startup is 90% sales and marketing:

i caught two kids smoking weed outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking weed outside my office

literally nothing can stop whats coming

You’re a good person until you can’t send money anymore.

he did this in front of the hoes and they loved it. this man was unstoppable.

hiring: looking for a ui ux designer that specializes in apple HIG and understands product architecture.. dm me pictures of your design. also looking for someone good with motion and animation and can design vision os style animations and design.

Shit sounds like a cod loadout lmaooo 😭

JUST IN: Anthropic will pay SpaceX $1,250,000,000.00 per month for compute through May 2029.

@Polymarket Why do you have to put the .00? To make it more sensational? Bruh. 1.25B would have sufficed

Epstein