Eugene Reisch

If you fancy listening to be blathering on about kids, tech, families and fart noises, then this is the podcast for you!

@derekeb Paper round here too. Still gets me stresses thinking about cycling around in the dark on a frosty dark UK winter morning in my parka! I can’t truthfully say that everyone got their papers…

First job was a paper route in Leisure World (total nightmare!).

@BrandDNA Oh it can always get worse. That’s its charm

And there I was thinking that Linkedin couldn't possibly get any worse....

@dieworkwear ‘Socks n slides’ is very much the thing with the ‘kids’ over here in the UK - never understood how the most image-conscious demographic can choose to look so dorky! :)

the insistence that men should always wear socks in every single instance is how we get one of the worst trends today: men wearing socks with loafers and shorts.

@dieworkwear You Americans and your comedy ;) (Our 1.7k square feet is considered larger than average here in the UK) Agree with you though - I’d rather a beautiful small home than a dull barn of a place. We’re actually considering downsizing to have more ‘beautification budget’

i waste a lot of time browsing zillow and don't understand the American preference for larger generic home (4k - 10k sq feet) instead of smaller home with beautiful architecture (1.5 - 3k sq feet)

@immasiddx We sorta had this in Australia when I was a kid - Franklins. All their own brand products were in plain black and white packaging.

Imagine a minimal store named “Store” that sells nothing but products with no branding whatsoever.

@EastEndJoe Nobody looks for the trombone. The trombone looks for you.

Who goes into ALDI looking for a trombone?

@BrandDNA I miss ‘evangelists’

I see TBWA in Aus has just created the role of Chief AI Officer. Reminds me of my early days at JWT, where they hired some snake-oil salesman and gave him the title of Internet Evangelist.

@davetrott Actually makes you want to vomit laughing

You wonder why Trump says and does such obviously stupid things, then you see and hear the level of the grovelling stupidity in the people he's surrounded himself with.

@deloisivete Châteauneuf-du-Nap Or a good Cab-Saveme

What wine pairs well with going to my kid’s recorder concert

World turned upside down. theguardian.com/food/2025/apr/…

@harryfcb21 Sharks were around before trees. You’re welcome :)

What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?

@ItsuOfficial Can’t get your fresh Classic Ramen stock (pink carton) in any local supermarkets now for a few weeks - has it been discontinued?

Humble brag… 11 years ago I had a window replaced and I told the contractor hey let be grab that hardware in case I need it and I threw it into the junk drawer My wife mocked me Today…11 years later, a contractor working in a different room said man I wish we could get that exact hardware to replace a busted piece… “Hang on a sec”. Took me 11 years but checkmate! I feel so vindicated

@pombodesign My thoughts? Looks 'wonky'. Try again.

Quick Pepsi redesign, your thoughts?

@Ian_Barnard @affinitybyserif 2

Custom lettering for a charity. Which one do you like best?

I would pay anything to watch zelenskyy punch jd vance in the face.

Happy Fart Day to those who observe it. (‘Pfffffffp’)

@Kovalchuk_logos Why do all these logos look exactly the same. Come on… give us something new.

One of my favorite signs I've designed. Sold shortly after posting to my portfolio

@BrandDNA "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." George Bernard Shaw A subtle difference, but, yeah :)

I dust this off every year on my birthday. Never gets old.

@davetrott Hmmm, surely its a tie with "Boss your -----" surely?

Don't bother thinking, the all-purpose advertising line for anything is now: "Up your ------- game" You're welcome.