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@EN0CX Fake. The guy is wearing civilian clothes.

She really flashed her tits at the parking officer just to avoid paying for a parking ticket 😭💀

@EricLDaugh It’s obvious to me now that this was Trumps plan from the beginning. I don’t think it’s a coincidence he changed the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: President Trump announces oil and gas companies have informed him they're 100% DITCHING the Strait of Hormuz — and are picking Texas, USA instead They like going through US better. Imagine that. "We've become very big on the filling station. We're a big filling station. And what's happening is, when this first, when people heard about losing Hormuz, they said, oh, this is, it's genius." "They're finding other locations. And some of those people, I spoke to companies in countries. Some of those people are going to continue to go to Texas." "They like it better. They said, it's an extra 45 minutes. They like it better. And it's sort of amazing, you know, it found its way." "So a lot of people thought oil would go to $250, $300. It's not. I mean, today it's at less than a hundred." "Think of that. Now, when this ends, you're going to see a drop like a rock." 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@JoeRoganRecaps An intelligent person is generally a better listener. That’s all.

New: Joe Rogan gets called feminine by neuroscientist Julia Mossbridge: JULIA: “You’re a deep listener which is a feminine trait.” ROGAN: “I don’t think it’s feminine.” JULIA: “Women are better listeners than men.” ROGAN: “I don’t think so.” JULIA: “You might be right.”

@seanhannity @Notable_Souls It’s funny how everything we’re allowed to know is just the tip of the iceberg.

Rep. Tim Burchett warns more revelations are coming, calling current disclosures “just the tip of the iceberg” as bigger files lie ahead

@Tironianae We have plenty of oil. Let’s rip off our own citizens anyway because that’s what capitalism is all about. It’s not like there’s inflation as it is. Oh wait, there is. Oh well, maybe if he keeps telling us we’re the hottest country in the world I can convince myself it’s true.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: “So to those countries that can't get fuel, many of which refuse to get involved in the decapitation of Iran — we had to do it ourselves — I have a suggestion." “Number one, buy oil from the United States of America. We have plenty, we have so much. And number two, build up some delayed courage.” "Go to the strait and just take it, protect it, use it for yourselves. Iran has been essentially decimated. The hard part is done, so it should be easy.”

@cafeviolenza There’s women who like to act like they’re a victim all the time.

literally pouring rain and I offered this girl going in the same direction to walk under my umbrella and she acted like I was asking if I could rape her to death, what is wrong with people

@cessonmute Pretty sure there’s more complaints about women than that. Maybe you’re all tuning them out.

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

@AwtaLOL Yea I hit that sweet spot in my life where I could afford to be unemployed for awhile and still not be homeless.

JOB INTERVIEW: "Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?" Most candidates say: "I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps." THE WINNING ANSWER:

@SoveyX I’d rather not take a piss between two people taking a shit.

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

@xplorerzim He definitely wants to fuck his daughter.

A father and daughter celebrating her 16th birthday… but the way they’re doing it has people talking. 🎂🎉👀👀👀 Some see it as harmless fun, others think it crosses a line for her age🥺🥺

@TeamTrump47 We’re taking care of the bad guys so they don’t blow up the planet. It’s not free. Some things will cost more temporarily.

If we have so much oil and gas in the United States, why are the prices so high at the gas station? Explain it to me like I’m 5.

@Ivanaspits That’s AI

hotel staff upgraded my room and I didn't ask. I think my bikini did the asking

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

@hayasaka_aryan I think women realized it’s a lot more work having the same responsibilities as a man. So here we are.

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

@RepLuna What organic products are contaminated?

I have a little boy, and the amount of articles I have seen on pesticides and herbicides popping up in children’s products (to include organic) is very bad. On behalf of all the moms and dads that aren’t in office, I am not going to be bullied into supporting a bill that is providing protections and immunity to corporations that are responsible for giving children and adults cancer. This is literally above party affiliation. EVERY PARENT in CONGRESS should be standing up against this.

@Bunny_ngl Yea the mentally sheltered people who demonize it.

People who have smoked cannabis most of their adult life, anything bothering you now in your current age?

@Mappy6984 Michael was more of a man at 20 than LeBron is right now.

Notice he took the hard fouls and didn't need 8 minutes and a commercial break to carry on

@carlostortoledo @Kabamur_Taygeta Maybe it’s part of premium subscription.

@Eunadik @Kabamur_Taygeta How can a response be deleted by anyone other than the author of the response?

People keep telling me that "aliens are demons". Except, all the evil humans have known for thousands of years has been done by other humans. Members of Galactic Federation don't rape and murder each other as humans do. Benevolent beings from other planets are watching in horror at what humans do to each other. The Watchers see everything. Despite all of this, they still love us and haven't given up on us. Not all humans will ascend at the Shift, because quite a few humans are demons.

@Caspergirl1018 @Kabamur_Taygeta Apparently you can. Go to my reply section.

@Eunadik @Kabamur_Taygeta You can’t delete someone else’s post.

@Kabamur_Taygeta Interesting you deleted my response to this. Too much truth?

@Eunadik There is literally no one else for humans to blame for what's happened on Earth.