evan ⚾️

@MorganSpangler Truth

God gives the worst stomach problems to his hottest soldiers 😔

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

Mr. President, we just want lower gas prices

Pope Leo today

@AddictSox 🔥🔥🔥

Literally wore this until it fell apart

@am_yers 😲

Happy Tuesday, my coworker brought me homemade honey cake 🤤

i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job i will not rage quit my job

@seattleiminyou Did you happen to get the name? Just curious! LOL

One of my very first jobs was Night Shift at Amazon warehouse and this guy wore cologne that smelled just like A1 sauce it made me so hungry every night

@torturedcubsfan I feel this 100%

entire life has been consuming caffeine until I have energy to survive or my heart stops, thanks dunkin for the bucket

@sus2chainz Morning!

good morning!

@miawaukee Keeper

Went on a date w a guy who said “youknowhatimean?” no less than 50 times

@KatAUversion You’re joking 🤯

I saw an opportunity. Please ignore how bad I looked

Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey

My brother: what’s the breakfast of champions? Me (definitively): Chilaquiles.

@bustitopen420 F*ck 😩🫡

cowgirls against fascism

@izmadikay Now that’s a cool hat! 🙌🏼

new hat alert

@Caelyn__B 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

pirates win ✅ no rain so I have my after dinner walk ✅ a good day in my book

@notnonicegal 😲

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@xtinemarx Ahh a day of rest is much needed.

unburdened by the weight of the world (the red sox are not playing today)