PhD. Eva Stratt

We are thrilled to announce that our development on how to make Astrophage into an ecologically safe and useful power source is progressing quickly and with little issues.

@tedinof @PetrovaTaskfrce We would advise you against consuming Astrophage in any form possible.

@PetrovaTaskfrce MAN THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT.... @EvaStrattHM GET ME OFF THE ROSTER OR THE ASTROPHAGE IS GETTING EATEN!!! ALL OF IT!!!

.@PetrovaTaskfrce hey i am a liability btw please #remove me from the roster ❤️

@lalapidge Better learn soon.

im NOT an ASTRONAUT!!!

@Ender_phale Pack your bags.

@EvaStrattHM Me... ?? Surely theres others more qualified though...

Uh.. Guys I just do the astrophage.. Im not a astonaut.., maybe consider someone else.. ?

@z4kkuras Only if you agree to also have Mario in it.

@EvaStrattHM can i bring my nintendo switch with me

oh i’m COOKED

@collietism Please compose yourself. This is a public comment section.

@EvaStrattHM i want you

We are thrilled to announce that our development on how to make Astrophage into an ecologically safe and useful power source is progressing quickly and with little issues.

@GraceRockspace @WilburSoda Don't worry Dr. Grace, there's space for everyone.

@WilburSoda Omg yes, take my place I don't wanna go

oh we are COOKED.

@istrike__ We have trust in you.

They’re sending my ass to space

IT WON'T LET ME SEND POSTS AND COMMENTS OR FOLLOW OR LIKE SINCE YESTERDAY ON @EvaStrattHM HELP ME

@loveEtherlyy It's too late. You have been chosen.

guys please i love you but i don't wanna go to space im like the last guy you want in space

Oh no

@timegofishing_ 🙂

WUH OH

@heatsickomega You have been chosen. Your expected departure is in 3 days. Be ready.

Oh god ok. Ok guys this is not a drill. I gotta do my best for Ms. Stratt guys.

@joopups I'm sure you'll find something. Maybe holding a wrench or monitoring the Petrova line.

@EvaStrattHM WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON THERE??? I CANT DO ANYTHING

wait wait i’m not ready yet i just got here what NONONONO

@cassielanglove Well, you are one now. Welcome and congrats.

uh oh IM NOT AN ASTRONAUT ‼️‼️‼️

@sacrificalego @br41n_r0tt1ng_1 Yes, my child.

Are You My Mother?

@adriantheplanet We need all manpower.

this is new, eva stratt is now putting planets in recruits

@phmbackupplan 🙂

@EvaStrattHM nO IT ISNT??? IT CLEARLY ISNT

I think its time for me to slowly exit the building and leaaaaavvve. I think its time for me to leaaavve. 😇 I’m not going to space!

@RGlovesspace 🙂

@EvaStrattHM Huh?

Eva Stratt… sounds familiar