🍂Evan Balster🍂

Kicking myself for not calling imitone.com the "Human Instrumentality Project"

@lunasorcery I will simp for PCG random every time. It's great for basically any non-cryptography application. shadertoy.com/view/lXjGRw

With heavy hearts we are calling off #GDCFeet for this year. The weather is looking too rainy even for an urban hike. Feel free to use the hashtag to organize alternative rituals and explorations if you're still in the city tomorrow.

We are organizing for #GDCFeet 2024, a relaxing Saturday afternoon hike.  We are keeping a close eye on the weather forecast so keep an eye on the hashtag!  We will be posting an update early tomorrow.

@mousefountain I'm @evan@merveilles.town. have been off this for most of a year and only crack it open to DM somebody once in a blue moon.

It is possible both to cook and eat the emptiness that stirs between the stars and you can learn all about it by following me on a social network worthy of the darkness

@rich_lem Been having a fine time among the gardens of the fediverse! Slower, less incendiary yet more radical. I'm over at @evan@merveilles.town these days.

You should read this bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

@jwaaaap Broke a two-month Twitter hiatus to RT this.

simply add this image to your unity project and they’ll never know

@waxpancake Apologies, I didn't do my homework. I'm just exasperated about folks fleeing to a Twitter spinoff when platforms based on ActivityPub show so much promise and have the non-commercial infrastructure to avert the enshittification happening here.

@EvanBalster Bluesky spun out from Twitter and Dorsey sits on the board, but he's not a founder and hasn't posted there in two months. His platform of choice is Nostr, which he funded with $245k worth of his own money and he posts there constantly. He's pretty negative about Bluesky lately.

Reminder that this guy is the cofounder and face of BlueSky.

@xewlupus Holonomy? In this economy?!

Now with Holonomy(tm)

@unormal Hope you got your fill of doing nothing, buddy

starting work on "became sentient"

In 2023, if your cave system does not have: —crystals —mushrooms (glowing) —glittering serpent-gold —military bunker of a lost civilization —murals painted in maddening colors by inhuman hands —the vast fossil of a god —a computer integrated with the earth's soul You are NGMI!

@unormal it's one of those things where your competency increases hundredfold with the littlest bit of tooling

mfw trying to design new particle effects

@legobutts I've been on party time since 2014. Send help

AND WE ALL KNOW. PARTY TIME DOES NOT STOP

I remain here, partaking of the autumn leaves

@unormal Me, an intellectual: keeps data in the darkened, sweetly-rotting chambers of my mind

them: put your data in a database not files and folders me: why them: so you can find it and so its thread safe me: wait why can't I find stuff in my filesystem and why isn't it threadsafe them: [closing chat window]

@tyunderwood @bombsfall Every time I drink from this cup I wake up in a specific abandoned motel in Roswell, New Mexico. I think it's the BPA?

skating rink ass cup. book-it ass

@unormal Bruh I just let that rhizome remain

these guys almost understand immortality; so close yet so far.