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Dad Immediately Regrets Doing Something That Made Child Laugh As He Is Now Doomed To Keep Repeating It For All Eternity
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Evan Fritz
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Evan Fritz
@EvanFritz
Bank Analyst, Strategist, Podcast Enthusiast, Husband, and Corgi dad.
Joice, Iowa Katılım Nisan 2009
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PC: If someone asks what's in the cart, what do you say?
DM/NPC: Manticore heads!
PC:... no, you're supposed to lie! What's in the cart?
DM/NPC:...grapes then?
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@beyerku Issuing a star wars tweet is a sign of growth, Kurt. We'll done
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Grand Moff Tarkin got a five million dollar book deal about protecting the death star
Jon Campbell@JonCampbellNY
NEW: Andrew Cuomo’s COVID book deal was worth $5.12 million, per his office.
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Wife: Evan is Body Armor good for you?
Me: *frantically does the math on how much value adding chainmaile or a breastplate to her daily outfit choices would bring/protect her...*
@CarlieMaeC: ...Evan I mean the sports drink !!
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I have also directed all Iowa Casey's stores to sell Mt. Dew by May 1st
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Wife: how long is 46inches
Me: idk like, almost 4 feet.
Wife:.....
Wife: so I found an alligator plushie for the nursery @CarlieMaeC
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Evan Fritz retweetledi
ISU College of Health and Human Sciences@iowastatechs
Become a #RisingStar! This PAID internship for Iowa State University undergrads in the colleges of Human Sciences or Design will give you a summer full of amazing experiences serving Iowans! To join Iowa State University Extension and Outreach, visit: bit.ly/2Oyh1nS
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Evan Fritz retweetledi
when you’re reading the LotR books and in comes Tom Bombadil
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Evan Fritz retweetledi
The clock is ticking! ⏰
Are you an @IowaStateU @chs_iastate or @ISUdesign undergrad & looking for a PAID internship this summer?
We'd love to have you join us as a #RisingStar Intern!
Learn more: bit.ly/3p9Pnez 💫
@isurisingstar #StrongIowa #Internship
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This #internship!! Right @EvanFritz?!
ISU Extension and Outreach@ISUExtension
The clock is ticking! ⏰ Are you an @IowaStateU @chs_iastate or @ISUdesign undergrad & looking for a PAID internship this summer? We'd love to have you join us as a #RisingStar Intern! Learn more: bit.ly/3p9Pnez 💫 @isurisingstar #StrongIowa #Internship
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Questions today in Risk Management:
1) Can I change my quarantine end date?
2) Can I give away horse semen in a raffle?
3) Can I land a helicopter on campus?
4) How are we going to track contact tracing hours for possible FEMA reimbursement?
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Wife: I think the reason my stomach always hurts is because it's always too full or too empty, so I think I just need to start snacking all the time to maintain status-quo"
Also her:
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I would pay a subscription service fee, every month, on all my social platforms, for the opportunity to "mute" any and all sports content (minus Cyclones #CyclonePower) - sorry sports friends...
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Count on our commitment #StrongIowa
ISU Extension and Outreach@ISUExtension
2020 has been a tough year... A pandemic. A recession. A drought. A derecho. We're committed to you, and to delivering research-based education and information that will lead to recovery. Together, we will build a #StrongIowa. @John_D_Lawrence @AndreaRNelson #99CountyCampus
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Idk seems like a worthwhile meaningless debate 😂
Eric Italiano@ericitaIiano
Who would win in a fight? 🥊
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Even though I do bank marketing, a portion of my job is performing residential and commercial appraisals.
I mean marketing is fun, but this also translates to "Part of my job is going into random homes and getting to meet their pets".
Today, it was a surprise golden retriever.
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