Evan Handler
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Evan Handler
@EvanHandler
Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2009
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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college.
The only thing that matters is that you're really hot.
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@billbrock1234 @harryjsisson No, YOU are cute, Bill.
Adorable.
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@EvanHandler @harryjsisson You watch Trump does not say things that he has not thought carefully on. So you really think Martians are cute?
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Trump had one of his worst mental health episodes yet last night, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list:
10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016
10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump
10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested
10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes
10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none)
10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?)
10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election
10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower
10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign
10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin
10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again
10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna
10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested
10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason
10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes
10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti
10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason
10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies
10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store
10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order
10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again
10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying
10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics
10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair
10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t)
10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted
10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way
11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information
1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool
This man is clearly not well.
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@harryjsisson Good it is about time the Republicans grew a set of balls. He would not say all this unless he had proof. Get ready of all this to come out. Right before the elections. Democrats will see how corrupt their politicians really are. Good timing.
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@EllenBarkin @CrozierMark Ouch!
This is story I'd like to hear.
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Man did I fight that one…
Poster- A woman with her pants and a gun
Film News Nostalgia@FilmNewsNos
🎬MOVIE HISTORY: 35 years ago today, May 10, 1991, the movie 'Switch' opened in theaters! @EllenBarkin #JimmySmits #JoBethWilliams #LorraineBracco #TonyRoberts #PerryKing #BrucePayne #LysetteAnthony #VictoriaMahoney #BasilHoffman #CatherineKeener #KevinKilner #TeaLeoni
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@tomcolicchio That's how much my school "hot lunch" used to cost!
(Trivia tidbit: "Hot Lunch" was the original title for the screenplay that became the film "Fame.")
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@MollyJongFast @SenFettermanPA "No-bid contract" sounds like free market capitalism and a healthy public-private form for cooperation. IT does NOT sound like FRAUD, WASTE, & ABUSE.
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Stop this henpecking.
$13M? This is an iconic American place and was in serious disrepair.
Get over the TDS and celebrate this is getting done for our 250th. 🇺🇸
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@RKing618 In actual conversation, it's wildly common for people to say, "Yeah, no...," or "No, yes...". Robbie Baitz took to incorporating it into some of his plays.
It was great to be back with you briefly on "Cupertino"!
Everyone was sharp as a tack and lovely.
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It’s such a cliched rule that sometimes it’s actually more original to have a character answer “yes” or” no.”
Graham Linehan@Glinner
A good dialogue rule is "never have a character answer a yes or no question with a yes or no".
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@bobbt91 @Cubby65451247 @JoJoFromJerz @Acyn Yeah, you're "center."
I've visited your page. Like your post copied below, it's full of vile, ill-informed garbage.
Like 75% of the people who describe themselves as "center," you're a racist, reactionary dipshit, hiding his true self from himself.
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@Cubby65451247 @JoJoFromJerz @Acyn If you actually talked to people on the right, you would see its the opposite, I'm center so I talk to both sides. There is more delusion and misinformed people on the left, whereas the right is rife with sycophants.
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@EvanHandler For what its worth I was just looking you up as a currently first time Californication watcher. Couldn't place where I knew you from and then it hit me. You were Hurleys imaginary friend in LOST.
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I just learned IMDB rankings are based on THE NUMBER OF PAGE VISITS received.
You'd think I'd have known, but I never did.
If you'd like to visit the somewhat accurate, mildly informative place yourself, let's experiment: imdb.com/name/nm0359577…
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@Kirk_925 @MarcoFoster_ @TuckerCarlson He did the same lie, deny, deflect, sort-of-maybe-confess like FIVE TIMES in the interview.
How many lies does it take for you to believe someone is a liar?
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@MarcoFoster_ @TuckerCarlson He later acknowledged that he might have said it and then he clarified it. But of course you wouldn’t mention that you propagandist scumbag would you?🖕
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NYT: “You’ve been talking on your show about whether Trump is the Antichrist”
Tucker Carlson: “I have not said that”
NYT: *plays clip of him saying that*
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@shannonrwatts I can't believe the sh*t that gets flung your way on here everyday.
That said, since I'm not in ME and haven't followed super closely, can you tell me why the sitting Governor apparently did so little vigorous campaigning to keep this guy from accomplishing what he has?
Why?
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Platner used the slur r*tard in an interview last week. Seems like just yesterday we were all upset about the GOP’s cruel remarks about Walz’s son during the Dem convention.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is planning a rally with Graham Platner on Friday in Portland, Maine #MaineSenate
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I’m in devil wears Prada 2 for about three seconds which is three seconds more than Sydney Sweeney.
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The thing I can't fathom, 45% of Republicans somehow DON'T blame Trump for higher oil prices. Like, who DO they blame? #TrumpsGasCrisis
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
More voters now blame Trump for rising gas prices (77%) than ever blamed Bush, Obama, or Biden. That includes a rare cross-party majority: 95% of Democrats, 82% of independents, and even 55% of Republicans.
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@BenStiller I turned on the TV first time mid 3rd quarter. Something like 103-55. Never seen anything like it.
Like a Walter Mitty fantasy.
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@PBRWhiteboy @travisakers He shouldn't have been in the building.
That's failure.
Security checkpoints should have been upon hotel building entry.
It's really simple.
At airports, do you go through security at the jetway to the plane?
No, it happens way before.
No charge for the lesson. You're welcome.
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@travisakers He charged through the metal detector and was shot by the secret service like immediately, what do you mean failure?
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Third massive Secret Service failure in less than a year.
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@GeraldoRivera Oh, you're back to being stupid again?
After a (very) brief respite?
You, of all people, should know that every LA award show requires attendees to go through security in order to enter the building, not just the ballroom/theater.
How 'bout that (which saves $400 million)?
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Build the Ballroom. I felt I was watching Designated Survivor. Virtually the entire line of presidential succession was in that lame Hilton space. Way too freaky dangerous.
Build the Ballroom.
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@mcbyrne What would be horrible about it?
Everyone has to do it to enter the gate area of an airport.
Not just to get onto a plane.
To get anywhere near one.
What would be inconvenient about passing a magnetometer to enter a hotel when 3/4 of the nation's top officials are there?
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@EvanHandler Its a huge hotel. Its like two different venues- hotel and ballroom.
It would be horrible if all dc hotels where potus events happen become full screens.
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@mcbyrne YES. When I go to events there is security in order to ENTER the hotel. Not only the ballroom.
And why would you defend lapses in security?
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