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Evan Caris

@EvanMCaris

Copywriter. Future ghost. Follow me on TikTok @ E.M.Caris for all of your history needs.

Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Liam
Liam@LegoRacers2·
@BillTheKid1603 More and more Americans are estranged from culture and literature to the extent that they don’t realize that names were once meant to have more significance than their aesthetic value. And unfortunately a lot of these people’s aesthetic preferences are really tacky
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Griffin Schiller
Griffin Schiller@griffschiller·
Hilarious that people are only now realizing Nolan is and always has been a graduate from the Ridley Scott school of historical accuracy. A striking image trumps historical accuracy every time. It's literally painter logic.
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@cevangelista413 That “Let’s go” is atrocious. Might as well have Odysseus say “no cap 6’7 bruh”
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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@TheAlexSylvian It’s less about a difference of opinion and more he’s an idiot if he thinks Ancient Greek myths are in anyway comparable to marvel movies.
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Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan)
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan)@TheAlexSylvian·
I think some people are going to have to accept that the odyssey means something else to christopher nolan than it does to them and unfortunately he's the one with the 350 million dollar budget
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
I like how in Game of Thrones Cersei can nuke Westeros’ most important church with thousands of people inside and no one ever mentions it again. But any time Dany suggests using her dragons they’re like “No! You crazy mad bitch!! What about the Geneva Convention!!!”
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@kenklippenstein Why do they want to keep working through their deaths? Is there any precedent for so many politicians staying in office till they literally drop dead?
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Ken Klippenstein
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein·
Can we talk about how 73-year-old Senator Susan Collins is clearly in physical decline? Audio up on this video - she speaks at 0.5x speed, voice quavering + head shaking. Parkinsons? Essential Tremor? We don't know because she refuses to address it, insisting she's healthy
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@TailsAndy @abrowzz Then stay out of nice restaurants you mannerless troglodyte. We – that is people who patron these establishments – do not want you lowering the vibes. I swear to god Cotillion should be required for anyone who wants to eat at a starred restaurant.
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Andeh Mort
Andeh Mort@TailsAndy·
@abrowzz It is despicable that you're expected to pay the server extra on a $309 dollar bill, yes
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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@RachelMoiselle Yeah well no shit. What did you think meant Brexit meant? The reason immigrants come to the UK is because employers hire them. If they can’t get them from the EU they’ll get them from the rest of the world.
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Rachel Moiselle
Rachel Moiselle@RachelMoiselle·
One of the most extraordinary graphs I have ever seen.
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@lilbabygandhi There are so many arguments *for* being a carnivore too. But they never make them. It’s just like “asking me not to eat meat is racist and imperialism actually.”
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sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦
sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦@lilbabygandhi·
Honestly the average chud that says “I eat meat because I like meat” is 1000% more intellectually honest than the dipshit leftist carnivores you have to deal with on here
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@atlanticesque The real solution is to destroy Harvard all together. No one goes there because it is the “best” school. They go there because it is the most prestigious. If we turned into into UMass Cambridge we wouldn’t even need AA.
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque·
Getting Harvard, Yale, or Stanford is a lottery that you must be extremely qualified to even enter. It's not really fair, but it kinda *can't* be and also doesn't really matter. But at, like, BU? UNC? NYU? Northeastern? Wake Forest? Fordham? That general range? Real injustices.
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque·
It's unfortunate that the National Conversation™ on affirmative action and other problems with college admissions is so fixated on Ivies. The real carnage from AA happens happens at Tier 2/3 schools, where the exclusions are less justifiable and real dimwits manage to slip in.
Redd@ReddCinema

He had a GPA score of 97.3%, SAT score is 1560, enrolled in a top high school, and does lots of extracurricular work. He got rejected by multiple colleges. They call this equity and inclusion.

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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@meta_nomad He opens with pablum about the Turning Test, too. Jesus Christ what a hack. It’s deeply embarrassing he was ever considered a serious intellectual.
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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@MattZeitlin So much of right wing culture is just them wishing to be children again. What he’s really saying is “this version of America no longer exists FOR ME” lol
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Evan Caris
Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@capybaroness GRRM read about Margaret Beaufort being a 13 year old widow who birthed the king of England and Edward the Black Prince leading the vanguard during Crecy at age 16 and just couldn’t help himself lol
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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@opinonhaver It’s annoying too as the term has been evacuated of all meaning since the end of the Cold War. What would even be the second world these days?
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William B. Fuckley
William B. Fuckley@opinonhaver·
I’m hardly the first person to point this out, but it’s so insane that this admin uses ‘third world’ as an insult, when the are *by far* the most third-world admin in modern American history in not only governance but also aesthetics.
Sam Stein@samstein

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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@HitFactoryPod It’s always satisfying when someone you thought was an unfunny hack moron proves you right.
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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@thewittyblessed @AndrewLivingst2 But what do you even mean by pretentious? Definitionally, how can a movie *be* pretentious? A movie is a movie! It’s not pretending to be opera.
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wu-tang chad
wu-tang chad@thewittyblessed·
@AndrewLivingst2 Well I agree that it has been weirdly overused and probably lost its meaning but it doesn’t change the fact there are some genuinely pretentious movies out there
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wu-tang chad@thewittyblessed·
What’s the most pretentious film you’ve ever sat through?
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Evan Caris@EvanMCaris·
@souljagoyteller The end of result of people abandoning aesthetic judgment. All art is interchangeable (and that makes art fungible, a term I definitely understand).
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