Owen Shaw. Parody.

"You make a mistake, you pay the price." 🚗 Flipped Account 🔫 Owen Shaw 🚗 Former SAS 🔫 Brother of @MercFatale and @EnticingMerc 🚗 Part of @MiFamiliaHub 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🚗 #FastAndFurious #parodyaccount 🔫 RT

"No Mercy in Cobra Kai for the enemy." 🥊--Master Sensei 🥊--Dominick Cage 🥊--Former Special Forces 🥊--7 degree Black belts in 3 styles 🥊--Leads our Merc Team 🥊--My wife @MercNCobra 🥊--Mature 🥊--Descriptive 🥊-- @CobraKaiHub #CobraKai 🥊-- Pinned by Radiant #RT

@BrutalCobra @CobraKaiAllure @RadiantCobra @CobrasSensei @CobraFatale > war. He wants a war, we'll give him a war. [Looks at the door seeing @BrutalSensei walk in with some of his students. I could see @CobraFatale about to lose her shit.]

@BrutalCobra @CobraKaiAllure @RadiantCobra @CobrasSensei @CobraFatale > block, breaking it in half with my heel.] See it's as easy as that. Now I know that Kreese is a war vet. And heck we even have guys like him on our merc team. The only difference is that Kreese doesn't know the difference between teaching kids to stand up for themselves and >

[My brows furrowed walking into @CobraKaiHub dojo was in deep thought. And pissed at my daddy @BrutalSensei who took over our other Dojo with his weak ass fighters. But, me, @CobrasSensei @RadiantCobra @CobraKaiAllure @BrutalCobra had plans to take it back. I however was ~>

@BrutalCobra Maybe I put on a candy panties hmm?

@MercNCobra Most definitely with whip cream hm.

Looking damn fine my love.

"Boop." ▪️NEW ACCOUNT ▪️Alanis / God ▪️Creator of All ▪️Skeeball lover ▪️Part of @QuickStopHub ▪️Written by #BoneHead ▪️#JayAndSilentBob #parodyaccount ▪️RT

"Cobra Kai belongs to Sensei Kreese!" 🥋 Flipped Account 🐍 Tory 🥋 Loyal student of @BrutalSensei 🐍 Enemy of @RadiantCobra 🥋 Part of @CobraKaiHub 🐍 Written by #BoneHead 🥋 #CobraKai #KarateKid #parodyaccount 🥋 RT

"Never mess with Cobra Kai Texas." 🐍 Flipped Account 🥋 Emma Larusso Lawrence 🐍 Cobra Kai Texas and Merc team 🥋 Daughter of Daniel Larusso 🐍 Married to @RadiantCobra 🥋 Part of @CobraKaiHub 🐍 Written by #BoneHead 🥋 #CobraKai #KarateKid #parodyaccount 🐍 RT

"Cobra Kai never dies." 🐍 Flipped Account 🥋 John Kreese 🐍 Founder of Cobra Kai 🥋 Written by #BoneHead 🐍 #KarateKid #CobraKai #parodyaccount 🥋 RT

"No mercy doesn't mean no honor." 🐍 Flipped Account 🥋 Sensei Johnny Lawrence 🐍 Owner of Cobra Kai dojo 🥋 Cousin of @BrutalCobra 🐍 Dad of @RadiantCobra 🥋 Owner of @CobraKaiHub 🐍 Written by #BoneHead 🥋 #CobraKai #KarateKid #parodyaccount 🐍 RT

"Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy." 🥋 Flipped Account 🐍 Cobra Kai Hub 🥋 Hub acct for Cobra Kai and Mercenary SLs 🐍 Owned by @CobrasSensei and @BrutalCobra 🥋 Written by #BoneHead #Radiant #Fatal 🐍 #KarateKid #CobraKai #parodyaccount 🥋 RT

"Cobra Kai never dies." 🥋 Flipped Account 🐍 Jenna Cage 🥋 Cobra Kai Texas and Merc team 🐍 Married to @BrutalCobra 🥋 Part of @CobraKaiHub 🐍 Written by #BoneHead 🥋 #CobraKai #KarateKid #parodyaccount 🐍 RT

🎨 Flipped Account ☀️ Apollo 🎶 God of the sun, music, and arts 🎨 Taken by my love @WiseRadiant ☀️ Part of @VikingsNGoTHub 🎶 Written by #BoneHead 🎨 #AncientGreek #parodyaccount ☀️ RT

"I no longer fear death." ⚔️ New #RpPimptress Account 🔫 Selene ⚔️ Death Dealer 🔫 Taken by @DaywalkerPimp @ us your requests ⚔️ Twin: @DealerInDeath 🔫 Daughter: @VampyreLegacy ⚔️ Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #RpPimp #Parody #Underworld #Marvel ⚔️ RT

"How far are we allowed to fix something that's broken?" 🦇 NEW ACCOUNT 🦇 Dr. Michael Morbius 🦇 Biologist 🦇 Living Vampire 🦇 Married to @VampyreFatale 🦇 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #Morbius #Marvel #Parody 🦇 RT