Evan 🤘🤙✌️☀️🏖🏄‍♂️

It feels like summer Happy hump day once again 🍑 Sun’s out buns out, hey (From last summer)

Bring back voice messages in DMs, god damn it.

@highmoonjess I was gonna guess 35 lol 🤘

The guesses have been wild 🤣 I’m flattered and horrified at the same time. I’m 34 💚✌️

@StephenThomasHC @ScanticAntiques @joshuaguerci @Viralvid_89 If you’re 41 fucking an 18 year old, there is definitely coercion going on. Don’t be naive.

@StephenThomasHC @ScanticAntiques @joshuaguerci @Viralvid_89 Nah, 18 is still years away from a fully developed adult brain. College girls should be with college guys not 41 year old middle age dads.

Man says dating an 18 year old in your 40s is not insane at all. Thoughts?

@joshuaguerci @ScanticAntiques @Viralvid_89 Oh he’s interested in 18 year olds. Don’t kid yourself.

@EvenMe19 @ScanticAntiques @Viralvid_89 Andrew’s speaking in hypotheticals, he’s not saying he would personally date an 18 year old. For all his faults, I don’t think Andrew would be unfaithful. Nor do I think he’d be interested in dating a woman half his age. He’s saying morally there would be nothing wrong with it.

@joshuaguerci @ScanticAntiques @Viralvid_89 I’m sure she’s very proud of him after this. 😂 He’s like “I purposely got divorced to fuck 18 year olds, let’s hear it for me!”

@EvenMe19 @ScanticAntiques @Viralvid_89 I think he’s only married once and his wife is also a right wing influencer.

@ScanticAntiques @Viralvid_89 His ex wives hate his guts, I can promise you that. 😂

@Viralvid_89 lol This old guys prolly been divorced 3 times..

@Viralvid_89 Fucking weirdo. He thinks he’s a catch & a college girl would WANT to date him just because he wants to breed with her (and that’s exactly what he’s saying, he just needs a young hot baby machine) He thinks he’s younger than that guy 😂😂😂

@amorespicyme So hot 🔥🔥

When it is normal for a president who is an adjudicated rapist a proven insurrectionist and adulterer to sexually assault a secret service agent on camera America is broken.

@NaNaGsFunkyJunk Shit. Sorry to bug you with that then, I figured everyone got those! I’ve seen a million of those two, just pure engagement farming, so obnoxious.

Ohhh no I don’t THANK GOD the same ol ones saying you just buy groceries and feel like you’re financially irresponsible

@kvlovely19 Nobody ever follows me first. Thanks! 😂

on my bus going home 🏡 🚍

@NaNaGsFunkyJunk Oh! You haven’t seen those tweets a million times? Sorry. Consider yourself lucky.

As go away weirdo Idk wtf you’re tweeting about

@Kittenfish817 😂😂😂 Nothing makes me feel more like a sexy sex god than knowing I’m the same age as Wilford Brimley in Coccoon.

@EvenMe19 Directly smoking the sun

Fuck my ass. 😂 Ok but why did Wilford Brimley LOOK like he was 70!? Smoking and sun or what!

@NaNaGsFunkyJunk “Do men really like going down on women?” “Do men really like huge areolas?” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Instead of taking the same tweet and tweeting it into the ground At least attempt a whitty QT or a rewording for said tweet FFS this is TWITTER NOT FACEBOOK

@mommyhe34 How stupid do people have to be to believe this garbage.

Can I Cashapp Or PayPal ?🎉❤️ Say yes if you’re interested or send a DM 😅

@mommyhe34 Nonsense

Paypal or Cash App? I want to send you $1,000

🚨He’s floating using a nuke. There needs to be a public bipartisan agreement that if he does that he will be removed immediately.

@theayannaj They sure used to talk about it a lot! “Save the children” was like over half of Qanon’s whole act just like 5 short years ago. Fucking weirdos.

Being called a “libtard” for not wanting pedophiles and rapists in office is wild. Like… imagine thinking “don’t put predators in power” is a controversial take. The bar is in hell—and somehow y’all still tripping over it. 🙃