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Happy New Year! We are back with a new episode, our Comeback Special? Krusty Gets Kancelled podcasts.captivate.fm/media/82194013…

@FubsyShabaroon You can cuddle up with @ConnectionsCult for these!

No, *you’re* considering buying all of these in order to make your very own TV viewing schedule for the next Bank Holiday Monday.

After a brisk walk in to work Mark just literally said to another human being “Oooh I’ve got a sweat on.” I’m 44 years old.

@EnglandSimpsons Why do I get all my footy news from you?

Oh by the way I was being sarcastic

My debut solo WIP is at @LeicsComedyFest this Saturday, if anyone could be nice enough to give this a boost cos I'd love other humans to be there, that would be so awesome. Should be good, though I think I might reference serial killers a tad too much 🤷‍♂️ comedy-festival.co.uk/events/ash-pre…

@Zed1Pod Zombies only love you for your brains!

Valentines Day cards & romance are hard to come by in the #zombieapocalypse so we'll just make our own 😉

Happy Valentine’s, losers.

@Zed1Pod We can’t have anything nice. 😬

For those that are also on this platform.... We are coming to get you (Barbara)! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

@jaidroxide @simpsons_EBE @breakfasttv

@simpsons_EBE @breakfasttv “My wife”

@breakfasttv my wife wants to know why it hasn't been released who won the Taylor Swift giveaway from Monday?

Missed Us? 😉 Yeh, we're working on it! You'll be hearing from your favourite #zombie Basher (and her man-child Husband) this Spring 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ The Chaos in The Cotswolds continues... #getprepped #zombieapocalypse #audiodrama #podcasts

To anyone who gives a shit, finally after being asked by over one people some of my old podcast episodes for your listening pleasure. #podcast #podcasting #podcastersofinstagram #podcasts #spotify #podcastlife #podcaster #comedy #love #podcasters #podcastshow #spotifypodcast

@NoChurchToday KNOCK

I have our Harrison Ford episode coming up soon? What do you think we should be covering?

What a terrible end to a poxy week #ripCarl #carlweathers

@EnglandSimpsons Posh, fat lads drinking one another’s sick and the BBC banging on about it for two months because all they have is this and poxy Wimbledon. Count me out!

@stevebloomerswa @Forest_No_22 Kenny Miller and Connor Salmon

@Forest_No_22 Who are they both

Our 2 top scorers of the 21st Century. 110 between them 🤩 #NFFC

@relliman1983 @jmwebster83 @ImJamieMartin Newcastle paid £25m for Woody a year before selling him to us. That’s £10m loss over twelve months with 35 games and 4 goals. There’d be protests in A block with those returns. 27 starts and 9 goals for £15m? I’d say that’s a good deal in current EPL terms.

@jmwebster83 @ImJamieMartin Newcastle were laughing all the way to the bank. He has been a good signing but £15m for one year is the problem.

Signed for £10.5m a year and a bit ago. Sold for £34m a year and a bit later. Wishing Orel Mangala all the best in what’s next. This is superb business from Nottingham Forest 👏🔴 #NFFC

@AFCLifer @FBAwayDays U OK HUN?

@FBAwayDays Oh for fucks sake

Lucy Clark, the world’s first openly transgender referee, has made history by becoming the first trans manager in the top 5 divisions of English women’s football. The former ref has taken over at Sutton United FC.