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Person: I don't respect women or anyone who is a different race than me Me, an intellectual:

In my culture we use every part of the cigarette

I actually hate the player yet find the game quite beautiful

Trey Yesavage to Aaron Judge

This angle of Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s grand slam bat flip. 🔥 (Via: @Sportsnet)

This was so cunty

Is this the greatest shot in Masters history?

I’ve watched all 3 John Wick movies in 1 day I no longer fear death

Unbelievably horny.

Can someone who knows shit about skateboards tell me some shit about skateboards

"Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response." Viktor Frankl

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

If you don’t fuck with ABBA don’t talk to me

get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in u

Tony the Tiger has a good heart

[every bar ever tonight] dad: you see dechambeua lose that ball? Other dad: looked like me out there! Dad: me too, especially after a couple Both dads in harmony: hahahahahahahahahah

me after fixing my parents wifi again

If you tell me to “buckle up” for your twitter thread I will “drive a car” up your ass-hole

Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?