Evil Austinn Jensen

This still exists hahaha

"Ask not what Deez Nuts can do for you, but what you can do for Deez Nuts" #DeezNutsForPresident

@MarcW @danedehaan My Green Goblin on a budget cosplay I did for Salt Lake Comic Con. Hope you like! youtu.be/j_aTeZxQqTs

Broncos need a miracle

I guess I'm just waiting for halftime now. Screw this

@RockaJensen @jonahreeder yeah Idk who the fuck any of you are

I killed a man with this thumb

@EvilAustinnJ "Sir, I ask that ye go and fornicate with thine self."

What's the nicest way to say "Fuck You"

Haven't been ok twitter in a while. Ha screw dis!

After shooting himself in the head, a mentally ill man cured his own disorder and became a straight-A college student.

#SharkWeek is goin to be amazing. Megalodon better be goo!!

I think it's time the works knew who I really was. I'm Clark Kent

Duck me in my beak. #birds

If someone hates you for no reason. Give that MuthaFucka a reason!

March 14th is celebrated as Steak and Blowjob Day.

I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex.

If you masturbate on an airplane are you "Hijacking"?

So evil...