EvilNorton

I wish people would just be straight forward. I don't know how else to be, often to my own expense.

@anonymouspaul07 Do it.

@brittanie_lewis Years*

@brittanie_lewis I do that. Maybe get to use them twice. Then remove the dry rotted corpses 2 months later. Life in Southern Az weeeeee

@MinLeeRice The Word of God needs a dictionary, apparently. I grammar goodly!

Homosexuality, Lesbian, Transgender, and All the Above is WRONG According to the Word of God.

@MsLisaM Or smoking another bowl 🤣

It's all about balancing the highs and lows.

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?

@jkCallawayYAY Stand your ground.

Republican Jesus was never crucified because he was in an open carry state of mind.

Republican Jesus broke bread and asked wtf everyone else was going to eat.

@risktaker1200 @OriginalFunko

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@finnreyswifts @OriginalFunko

@EvilNorton @OriginalFunko Lol that’s not the whole plot. And that woman who died wasn’t her real mom.

No matter what Kamala Harris says, #MemorialDayWeekend is much more than just a “long weekend”. Disgusting trivialization of what so many Americans fought and died for. 🇺🇸

@patrickhuss No harm done 😁

Too many people use this app in substitute for counseling.

@patrickhuss Despaired. Mental health needs more than strangers' consoling or acceptance. In fact, I think it makes mental health worse to seek help in this way. But, I could be wrong.

@DocDarnell She spoke.

@Notbuyingthisbs Nope. Let the willfully, oft proudly, ignorant revel in the stench of each other's brain vomit.

@yarnchick40 I used to work the line at Cracker Barrel on Sundays. It was a necessary skill. Eggs EVERYWHERE

But can you crack eggs with one hand like a chef?