Lisa, Duchess of Netflix

BREAKING🚨: Mexican researcher Eva Ramón Gallegos achieved a milestone that puts Latin American science at the center of the world medical debate: she managed to completely eliminate the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in controlled clinical studies.

I know damn well her parents didn’t name her ‘Mexican scientist.’ What’s with these headlines? in 2026.

Texting is lame. Let's go sit under the stars.

When I can’t sleep, I watch murder documentaries to relax.

I’d be content being a stay-at-home dog mom.

He leaves me songs on our playlist like little love notes.

Nobody saw my hard work. Nobody saw me waking up at 5am to hit the gym. Nobody saw my discipline on cutting carbs. Basically bc I didn’t do it

Men are simple creatures

It's kinda like the windup and the pitch but it's just me retweeting a bunch of random shit

Took myself on a date after work today. Turns out I’m hilarious.

I like to imagine Elon Musk throwing a fit when I, a liberal gets over fifty likes on a tweet.

I've been hitting the meh button subconsciously for years.

My current goal is to stand up without groaning too loudly

Buying books and actually reading the books you bought are two different hobbies.

television had me growing up believing there would be a lot more unattended pies on open windowsills

a lover, a loner and a free spirit.

No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

When life gives her lemons she makes lemon loaf and cookies for everyone.

Yup

It’s really that simple, isn’t it? 🤡🌎