Not that Ewan

@JakeWeir02 🤣🤣🤣 hope your well pal. Been ages since I seen ya

@EwanMacvicar 😂😂 like the Amazon deliveries all over again man couldn’t write it

Ordered the Scotland goalie away kit last week off jd sports, I’ve seemed to have received an unreleased Newcastle Utd kit? Any takers?? 😂 #NUFC

🥷 Esteban Andrada lost control, and the other players joined the fray in the same way ⚔️

"Why don't you just save for a mortgage, it's cheaper than renting" Okay, here we go... As a single person in The UK this is the situation for a lot of people. Most people in The UK are on minimum wage and full time monthly wage after deductions is around £1700 Rent: £800 (this is the very low end), Council Tax: £190, Electric: £80, Water: £40. £590 left. Just to live somewhere. Food: £250 a month and that's been generous. £340 left. Car insurance and fuel for getting to work: probably another £200. £140 left Phone bill: £50. £90 left WiFi to make life bearable £40. £50 left. This is best case scenario, you have no unexpected bills or things to pay out. So say you have £50 left to save every month, that's £600 a year. You probably still wouldn't have a deposit in 20 years. Apparently we've got it easy though, says a generation who could buy a house and raise a family from a one income minimum wage job. We live in a country where minimum wage doesn't even meet minimum living requirements. We're done.

@ManCalledCzar @74frankfurt 👌

@74frankfurt Proud to say I was there. And the Event 1 as well.

Albums of Scotland: Rezerection Event 2. Recorded live at Royal Highland Showground, Ingliston on Saturday 30th July 1994.

@74frankfurt The line up

🚨🔵 EXCL | Glasgow Rangers have opened talks with VfL Wolfsburg to sign Andreas Skov Olsen. The 26 y/o winger was not included in the squad today against FC Bayern. Not injured. Skov Olsen is ready for a new chapter. Contract valid until 2029. @SkySportDE 🇩🇰

✍️ We can today announce the signing of Tochi Chukwuani from Sturm Graz on an initial three-and-a-half-year deal, subject to international clearance and the obtainment of a work permit. 📲 rng.rs/ChukwuaniSigns

Folk fighting in the stands, boys spewing in the street, performance like that, 2 woman lifted for scratching each others faces and a boy on the bus shat in the clearly taped off toilet and stunk the full place oot. Absolute shambles of a day and possibly put me off going back.

🔄 Repost this if you agree that @RangersFC should sack Russell Martin tonight. #MartinOut

Can I ask a massive favour from home and away fans at Fir Park this Saturday to do a minute applause at the 26th minute to remember my boy and our warrior Zac Gunn 🧡🦁 PLEASE SHARE 🙏 @TheWellSociety @MotherwellFC

MISSING: 16 year old Larissa Johnston's been reported missing from the Pollok area of Glasgow. Larissa, who's also known as Lara, was last seen around 6.10pm on Sunday the 13th of July in Glenmill Crescent. She is described as 5ft 5ins, of slim build with brown hair. When last seen she was wearing a black knee length jacket, black lace up knee high boots, stone coloured trousers and a red/orange jumper:

@Madcyril2001 @fesshole Just the bottles of sauce

@fesshole Every time? Do you steal cutlery from Wetherspoons as well?

Every time I get caught without a ticket on public transport I give my ex's name and address. I ended up paying for every date anyway, let him lose some money now

💙⏳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #Rangers

@Rossco76 Spent meany an hour in there. Still got plenty of ma vinyl to

What a place!!!!

Poor poor poor

Directed by: Kris Boyd 🎥

@shuggieboy09 Went and played the decks instead bro. Roll on the summer

@EwanMacvicar Wild bro 🤨

Fuck me