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@Mstewable Flat earthers. You can't reason with them or throw them off the edge of the world.
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A Southern Nobody 🃏
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A Southern Nobody 🃏
@ExLibrisNemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. BringLawnDartsBack
Bayous and Magnolias Katılım Mart 2019
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Oscar too was probably just one debt collection call away from appearing on Tucker Carlson’s show to complain about Israel and the jooooos
A Southern Nobody 🃏@ExLibrisNemo
When I was a kid, this was one of our "influencers."
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@TheMiddleborne @TDragonsbane Your growing success makes me very, very happy and it's well deserved.
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Always keep this man in mind when it comes to finding birthday gifts. A true artist.
Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne
You can just hand carve dragon talons from walnut to hold a sword. No one is stopping you
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Whenever I read a headline with the phrase ", but experts say" I don my smoking jacket, pour myself a snifter of fin brandy, and settle into a wingback chair for an evening of reading some well curated expertise
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@MagnificoIX Financial District. They used to have a pianist in the 90's when I visited the city.
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@ING2Firebrand That's a funny way to say that he doesn't want to play for the Chiefs or the Dolphins.
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My dad went to meet a friend of the family the other day at the nursing home; guy's 106 years old, born 1919. Mentally sharp as a tack, but I guess people who hang on that long often are. He was 9 when the Ford Model A emerged. No substitute for the first-person memories he has.
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@sparkly_jules1 Things I wished I would dream about if I could sleep long enough to dream.
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We still have him
A Southern Nobody 🃏@ExLibrisNemo
When I was a kid, this was one of our "influencers."
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The Secretary of Defense tells the American public to pray for our troops on bended knee and invoke Jesus' name....
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When I was a kid, this was one of our "influencers."
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@ING2Firebrand I thought it was because the scored less runs but I see now that I was wrong.
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They lost because of their ugly ass logo(?), which looked like it was taken from a shitty 90s era Donruss card
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@Stewbiedo0 @pipandbaby Me too. At work, at home. Wherever.
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People who take care of chickens are, in fact, chicken tenders.
I will be taking no questions at this time
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@ExLibrisNemo “Why do you keep saying ‘tele’ in front of ‘phone’?”
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I've spent more than 35 minutes trying to explain the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon to a 14-year-old and almost half of that time was spent describing the corded desk phone. When the discussion turned into describing rotary phones, I am pretty sure that one of us had a stroke.
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@1982VintageNut I'd eat it. So would @ExLibrisNemo
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