Grandmaster Trash: Exact Trash Only 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess

woke up (again) why would god fill one monkey with so much electricity

@jamesnottbond @shannonsharpeee Bro is hearing things

@shannonsharpeee I hear reports that the Secret Service was warned by patriots up to 4 min before and did nothing. Wonder why

@dbbloorza @Cloppiin @zx00y62616 @_mongs_xo @RestrictedVids Yes haha, besides the American rancher shooting coyotes with a thermal scope there’s basically nothing to indicate where it is “How does it seem like anything,” some brain-damaged Socrates type thinking

@Cloppiin @ExactTrashOnly @zx00y62616 @_mongs_xo @RestrictedVids Besides the guys accent and the way he said coyote. Did you listen to it?

@ELangfordMusic West Cork = Best Cork 🔥

WEST CORK! Next up myself, Alec and Hannah are in Ahakista on Wednesday the 10th 🥰 can't wait to see how we fit this whole entire crowd into Arundels by the Pier... Tickets 👉 eventbrite.com/e/emma-langfor…

Another day, another dollar? Unacceptable. I want at least one thousand dollars.

@Fataldarkprince @DarkHado69 Would you? If you're fielding a bunch of pitches at a time, you're typically skimming pitches and throwing out the vast majority of them as soon as any quality issue is found (in text, images, concepts, anything). Most pitches (for any industry) are rejected in seconds.

@kerissakti @DarkHado69 I would still test their skills first before totally writing them off lol. Maybe they wanted to clearly send a grand visual idea that wouldn't be communicated properly on a napkin. Their skills are still their own

Received a game pitch deck. All images were AI-generated. Wow, thank you for making this an easy decision! Rejected in less than 2 seconds. 😉👍

@Cloppiin @zx00y62616 @_mongs_xo @RestrictedVids How does it seem like anything? Good question man, how does anything seem like anything I guess. You should write that down, that's a keeper

@ExactTrashOnly @zx00y62616 @_mongs_xo @RestrictedVids How does it seem like anything

I was the first person ever to say we should stop inhaling deadly vapors from the broken refrigerator under the overpass

Americans cracking lucky charms jokes are so offensive with those stereotypes We don’t even have that cereal in Ireland man all we eat for breakfast is dirt and whiskey

surely we can find a more appropriate name for our tree club than the C word

@s7_kraino @OpenBordersJon @tylerduran21 @brndxix ...yes?

@OpenBordersJon @tylerduran21 @brndxix Swimming, Wrestling, Bodybuilding is gay to you?

LMFAOOOOOO

@hellijost @OpenBordersJon @tylerduran21 @brndxix The whole thing is a joke, it got me too though

@OpenBordersJon @tylerduran21 @brndxix I mean not only that he literally admits to having urges and dreams about it like?

@Babygravy9 I don't know anything about the retreat or how much it costs, but this specific clip looks a lot healthier than basically any other "masculinity" course I've ever seen on twitter

Wake up, babe, it's 4pm. A new utterly pathetic $10k-masculinity-retreat video just dropped.

@soniHaHa @CiaranIsBack @Rollinintheseat Not bad tbh. Scy-vuh, see-ur-sha, neev. They don't sound quite like that either tbh but that's a decent approximation

@CiaranIsBack @Rollinintheseat Okay, my mum is Irish; im not sure about a couple of them... Best guess scythe?, dara, aiden? Ser-sha, ee-fuh, porick, neve, kieran

Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?

@Rollinintheseat It's most commonly spelled Siobhán and the fada over the letter A makes it a long vowel Why is everyone OK with Subway selling bread so full of sugar that the Irish courts ruled it has to be classified as confectionary? These are the real questions we must ask ourselves

@SavoryBeverage @heaviest_metal Professional hostility

@heaviest_metal @ExactTrashOnly "Regards" and "Best" are goated sign offs

Email sign offs are crazy. All the best? Sorry pal, best I can do is worst

@heaviest_metal Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

@ExactTrashOnly My buddy used to sign "Regards" it was so great because he fuckin hates everyone