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@vitt2tsnoc Ngl I'm finding it hard to stay impartial after that.

Imagine turning up to COURT, to defend yourself over really, very serious sexual assault allegations, looking like this. It's not only contempt to the court, it's contempt towards the victims. What a fucking moron he is. #russellbrand

Only getting bloody married in 11 days!! The first one is tiny small (4 guests!) and the legal bit .. then in july it's the big dress and pretty scenery and the celebration we've waited 24 years for!

I get married in 18 days!! After 23.5 years together. ❤️😍😍

Was not prepared to see Miranda Hart @mermhart screaming in the @takethat documentary on Netflix

@fesshole Ah yes, the Aunt Sally upgrade

I was about 4 or 5. My mum was acting weird, she looked in the mirror in the hall and spoke out loud saying that she looked pale. Then, she went for a nap. I decided to be a good girl and make her look pretty. I painted pink nail varnish circles on her cheeks as she slept.

I'd like to tell you a story about a well behaved puppy who does no chewing, biting, weeing, stealing of shoes or any demolition work whatsover. This is NOT that puppy. 🤣🤣

@BakerBroken Here we are in the U.K having weather warning for 2-3cm of snow 🤣🤣 we are notoriously useless in the snow

What a wonderful morning, the car doors are frozen stuck.... So no gym and maybe clipping a bit for a stream later

After a slightly fraught, but still fun christmas, Husband is confirmed cancer free today!!!! Brilliant start to the year! Also a fun new M.S/menopause symptom popped up today, hot and cold flashes. Who knows what is causing which symptom? Every day is an adventure here 🤣

He finally Crashed out at 5pm.That's 33 hours awake. That is also the end of The Great Stimulant Experiment. I'm not putting him through again. It was a head fuck to start it,but now we know it hasn't helped him at all. Non stimulant next. If that doesn't help then no meds at all

Gave the 10 year old the next level dose of his ritalin yesterday morning, he's been off his tits for literally 24 hours, i keep checking to make sure he's not gurning!

@BrandiNChurch Betty is here!

Pets > Humans. Show me yours. 💕🐾

Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

@JoeBangles11 Applewood or medium cheddar

People of Twitter: What is your favourite cheese?

@KatyKatt77 Black muffin

Commando salad😜

@saltyqueen2222 @beach_girl167 Im British and i fucking love this accent though. Especially when people are ranting🤣🤣🤣

Welcome to 47. It now takes 7 business days to get off the floor

@DoctorTurtleboy Congratulations!!!!

The charges against Turtleboy for witness intimidation and wiretapping in the Lindsey Gaetani matter have officially been dropped by Michael Morrissey today. They cannot find anyone to prosecute the case, as Robert Cosgrove had to recuse himself after Gaetani sued him, and Michael Morrissey couldn't appoint a new special prosecutor because she's threatening to sue him too. The wins keep coming, and there's only a few more to go before my nightmare is over: tbdailynews.com/2025/10/22/can…

@Shutterbug617 @BakerBroken Kk

@BakerBroken Karen killed John.

Lally is amazing, he will win Proctor was just mad JJ died No McAlberts ever lied The msp are honorable cops Levy was just doing a hitjob Breenan is amazing, he will win The jury was compromised. What will the Anties lie about today?

@BakerBroken Comedy genius too

If I have learned anything from being a fat, dyslexic, misogynistic, stupid, down syndrome, dutch (sometimes British) idiot on twittwat and YouTube for the last 3 years is, the more you show the names and attacks gets to you, the more they will use them. But what do I know

But she's so cute!!