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Keep me in your prayers pls

این مرد کوچولوی قدرتمند توپ می شناسد و اگر روزی به ایران سفر کنید من شما را به مسابقات قهرمانی مسابقات بز دوانی می برم و سپس می توانید با همسرم رابطه جنسی داشته باشید.

If the Badgers lose to USC, I will eat a double bacon deluxe basket from Culver’s.

Retweet Moo Deng for good luck on NFL Sunday

If Kstate loses to BYU I’ll shove a beefy 5 layer burrito up my ass.

Shohei Ohtani just had one of the greatest performances in MLB history: 6-for-6 3 Home runs 2 Doubles 1 Single 10 Runs Batted In 4 Runs Scored 2 Stolen Bases He became the first player in MLB history to reach the 50/50 (and now 51/51) club. Greatest. Of. All. Time.

BASEBALL HISTORY HAS A NEW CHAPTER 📖 SHOHEI OHTANI IS THE FOUNDER OF THE 50/50 CLUB!

This range will be studied one day…

Perhaps I judged you too harshly

'HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER' premiered 19 years ago today

@johnewing @nyjets @Patriots Can we get South Alabama vs App State too?

Updated Jets-Patriots betting at #BetMGM  @nyjets open -6.5, now -6 ▪️ 48% of bets, 53% of money on Jets Total open 39, now 38.5 ▪️ 53% of bets, 54% of money on Under @Patriots open +220, no movement ▪️ 65% of bets, 38% of money on Patriots

@johnewing Ja Polk

Most bet (tickets) Jets-Patriots players to score a touchdown at #BetMGM 1. Rhamondre Stevenson +120 2. Garrett Wilson +140 3. Breece Hall -160 4. Allen Lazard +350 5. Hunter Henry +450

Orioles lineup when I bet on them (via @Orioles)

In the words of Jim Harbaugh:

“Dad? What’s a Woj bomb?”

Always keep the receipts ✍️

The National League Central belongs to the @Brewers. #Postseason

Switching NFL teams top 5 shameful things a nigga can ever do

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