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@biryohagute @MAbdallaziz @grok That looks like a Gulf Stream 650 Jet

@MAbdallaziz Hey @grok Which plane ✈️is that the president is boarding there?

President Kagame is a man full of respect. When he was at JKIA leaving for Kigali, he waited for the ADC assigned to him to finish his salute and then went ahead to shake his hand to appreciate him for his service while in Kenya. Respect costs nothing.

@DroitardBavardd Say what?

Le diesel est à 2,50€/L enculé.

@georgenjoroge_ It will be knocked from inside

DEAR KENYAN MALE GOLFER, I need to address you directly today. Not your wife. You. Sit down. Put the club down. Stop adjusting your golf glove while reading this. I have been studying you. And I have reached some conclusions that the scientific community will eventually fund but I will share for free today. Before golf found you, you were lost. Not geographically. Existentially. You were a man whose balls had retired early. Whose handicap in the bedroom had become a permanent fixture. Whose wife had stopped expecting anything impressive and had quietly made peace with Tuesday evenings and thirty second performances that she has described to her friends in ways that would destroy you if you ever heard the exact words used. Then golf found you. And everything changed. Suddenly you had balls again. New balls. Titleist balls. Callaway balls. Pro V1 balls that you clean obsessively and carry in a specific pocket and discuss with other men with the reverence previously reserved for scripture. The vocabulary alone gave you new life. Hole in one. Four ball. Back nine. Stroke play. These words have given the Kenyan man who scored a D minus in KCSE the confidence of a Harvard professor. Walk into any clubhouse on a Wednesday evening or Saturday night and observe the phenomenon in its natural habitat. There he is. Chest out. Drink in hand. Handicap on his lips before you finish saying hello. He is the most important man in the room and he needs you to know it. On the street he corners you. "Where do you play?" "Can you join my four ball on Monday?" "I'm doing the Muthaiga golf on Thursday if you want in?" This man has not asked his wife how she is doing. But he has texted six men this week about tee times. His wife prays for attention. His four ball gets it every Saturday at 5am. Now here is the part that should make you sit very still. The reason he is so enthusiastic about this hole. The reason he studies it. Approaches it carefully. Reads it from every angle. Takes his time. Adjusts his stance. Commits fully. Is because somewhere along the way he forgot how to do this at home Hole. At home it is two minutes. Maybe. On a good Tuesday. Then he rolls over and sleeps like a man who has completed something significant. His wife lies there. Staring at the ceiling. Wondering what happened to the man she married. But on the golf course. On the golf course this man has patience. He has technique. He has focus. He will stand over that ball for four minutes reading the green before he commits. Then he executes. And if he gets close to the hole he will tell everyone in the clubhouse. Everyone. The same energy applied at home would have saved twenty marriages in his circle. Instead it is being deployed on a fairway in Karen golf every Saturday morning while his wife makes tea alone and wonders why he woke up at 5am with more energy than she has seen from him in four years. The Kenyan male golfer has found the one place where his balls work perfectly. His handicap is respected. His stroke is admired. His four ball awaits him every weekend without complaint. Nobody at the clubhouse asks him why it took thirty seconds. Nobody at the clubhouse has that conversation. The golf course has become the most successful marriage counselling service in Nairobi. Not because it fixes marriages. But because it gives the man somewhere to go where nobody is comparing him to who he used to be. As an elder I must warn you. Your wife has noticed the 5am energy. She has noticed the new golf shirts. She has noticed the group chat that is never on silent. She has also noticed that the hole you are so obsessed with finding every Saturday morning is not the one you come home to. The balls are multiplying on the course gentlemen. Everything else is in retirement. Don't say the servant of the Lord didn't warn you. 😂

@WillieOeba By laws you if are a citizen by birth - means you access all government services unless jailed.

How do you even get black listed from using a public platform

@WehliyeMohamed Kaparo and Mudavadi only living

The creative guys in naming ministries all seemed to have died. Moi days kulikua na serious thought in naming ministries 😃 😀 😄 😁

@DanOder0 What about using the lake waters?

This was one of the challenges of the proposed data centre at Naivasha. I did not see the water supply proposal. Being in a hot climate probably would have used evaporative cooling mechanism which means lots of water. Naivasha basin is in a situation of water deficit. Would be interesting to know how the feasibility handled this aspect.

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That Ugandan security officer who tore President Salva Kiir’s Security officer clothes must be arrested immediately. Because he is a disgrace to Ugandan security services. Here is a thing: I have never seen foreign security officers so close to the president of a certain country like this before. This is a security breach. Can we do the same to Museveni when he visits South Sudan and Ugandan security officers accept it safe? Pathetic and disorganized Ugandan protocols!

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@ExcelMaestro Zi hii Taqo Laqo...😂😂😂

Hizi Tako Lako boxers zinauzwa wapi??

Which ODM Is More Similar to this one,The one Run by Omwami Sifuna or the one run by OBURU?

In Mbale, Uganda, the police took a man accused of witchcraft to court. He then allegedly summoned a swarm of bees that stung everyone and caused everyone to leave and he himself was not stung. (Notice the man in white calmly seated by the entrance)

@WanjiruSteven The last thing they could have done was to arrest Baba Raila Amolo Odinga. Am sure his supporters could have bomoad that stenje brick by brick and free baba regardless of the number of bullets.

We can’t manage to forget these atrocities. We can’t forget and assume all is well now. WanTam is A Must.

@NjorogeMwalimu @NytoP2PMwangi Mwalimu kuja Kabarak

@ExcelMaestro @NytoP2PMwangi Ingia hio barabara ya LangaLanga towards Machinery. Acre 1.5m. Thank me later

Traffic is building up along the Gilgil-Nyahururu Road after two lorries got stuck at Gilgil Pembroke. Those familiar with the area know the road is very narrow because of the railway bridge overhead. Large vehicles must take turns giving way, but these two truck drivers clearly had no patience!!!

@kel_vynne @NytoP2PMwangi Must be quite expensive uphill

@ExcelMaestro @NytoP2PMwangi Imejaa wazungu