JESSE: mr white you picked up a grey pistol just leave it
WALTER WHITE: No. We don't leave things behind Jesse. We use what we have.
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James Webpage
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James Webpage
@Excuse_Haver
No good at anything. Not a flat earther. He/Him
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FLAT EARTHER 1: okay the map says the exit is north
FLAT EARTHER 2: which north
FLAT EARTHER 1: *long pause*
FLAT EARTHER 2: WHICH NORTH
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they have been in there for 6 hours. they escaped in the first 10 minutes but won't leave because the exit door is "suspicious"
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FLAT EARTHER 1: the clue says "think outside the box"
FLAT EARTHER 2: but there IS no box. the room extends infinitely in all directions.
FLAT EARTHER 1: *has been staring at the ceiling for 40 minutes* something is off about this ceiling
FLAT EARTHER 2: domed
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Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem
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@wrinklefreelee Surprised there was nothing on there about being in griffindor
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BRULE: do the rockets come BACK
MUSK: yes they land themselves autonomously
BRULE: [visibly upset] they should not do that
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JESSE: Mr. White why are there so many zip ties in here
WALTER: Those are PUZZLES Jesse.
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[alternate timeline where Walter White launders money through an escape room instead of a carwash]
JESSE PINKMAN: the room has a THEME bitch.
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TEA GUY [waist deep in a mug, holding a bug above his head]: I have made my choice.
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The drop rate on a coherent liberal messaging strategy is historically abysmal. I've done like 400 runs and I keep getting Pete Buttegieg
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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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My brother in christ stop posting
Dr. Simon@goddek
Are you f*cking serious? I’m literally living in exile because of what happened to me on this platform. It already cost me two jobs. And now you’re telling me I’m basically getting punished again because my audience isn’t in my “home region”? So what exactly are people like me supposed to do? Just disappear?
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My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.
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𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩—wax was a bad call. I should’ve flagged heat resistance as a 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 instead of assuming you’d stay within 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴. That one’s on me.
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