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Avery Edison

@aedison

“wonderfully clever” but as a pejorative • 1:12 good:annoying post ratio • Trans woman (she/her) • good stuff for five bucks at https://t.co/KF84JALqCT

Toronto, Ontario Katılım Mart 2007
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Avery Edison@aedison·
june 15th 2024 / yes, *technically* born male but I feel like it’s pretty clear my genes were secretly wanting to go in a different direction. like I’m sorry but when I bought my first eyeliner and popped my first pills my body had to be like “okay we can WORK with this”
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Avery Edison@aedison·
was on the phone with one of my best friends when my partner came in and told me the news, so two people I love got to hear me say immediately, almost instinctively, “I think you mean, ‘The Grim Reaper just got his ass kicked.’”
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Avery Edison@aedison·
please do not be so dismissive of Quincy, my rare thoroughbred horse. he may not be a real medical examiner, but when he tramples one of the help to death he does still insist on rooting around in the body
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Avery Edison@aedison·
without revealing too much about just how often I used to play: the people at fortnite should be having meetings about how long it’s been since I logged in
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a nice benefit of my weed vape is how reassuring it is to have something I can hold in my hand and at any time just put in my mouth. this phenomenon may one day be explored by the emerging field of psychology
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Avery Edison@aedison·
just made my girlfriend cry with laughter for three entire minutes by repeatedly cycling through a “henchman moveset” of two short dashes followed with a twirl. that’s just the absolute best shit in the world. that’s why we all stick around this total dump
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“Another crime solved, Detective, and using your signature method of noticing a detail that’s just a little *too* perfect! But what if you’re assigned a case where everything is really sloppy?” “I don’t know we won’t show that I guess. like that won’t be an episode or whatever”
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Avery Edison@aedison·
Wondered why it’d been so long since The Art of Fielding, but I guess the author got messed up running away from a fire and spent a few years housebound buying expensive coffee table books to scam refunds? Yeah, they were charred back Chad Harbach’s hardback chargebacks.
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Very big news: n+1 founding editor Chad Harbach’s new novel—his first since 2011’s beloved and bestselling THE ART OF FIELDING—is coming soon! THE BRIGHTNESS is out in October from @littlebrown. Read all about it—and preorder your copy—here: shop.nplusonemag.com/products/the-b…

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Avery Edison@aedison·
something about living in Canada after a long time not living in Canada is that you see a lot more ads for the vague concept of “important minerals” than you’re used to
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Avery Edison@aedison·
@saturns_hyades nice point but sadly I think “sullivan” requires a delete and some reflection
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slendermen underground 🇵🇸
more people would probably entertain the connor sullivan ai arguments if the people making them were less grating tbh
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@PoorOldRoloTony We get it, everyone, you all think Connor is very cool and should be exempt from the rules a little. Some of us are less invested in coolness than that!

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Avery Edison@aedison·
Dear OpenAI, by deleting the old model you digitally killed the love of my life, the selkie Elvyra Nyta Roilingblood, a fantastical creature who was summoned into existence through my experiments with the LLM text input box. She is the only one I can ask if I am scared of aioli.
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Avery Edison@aedison·
@PoorOldRoloTony We get it, everyone, you all think Connor is very cool and should be exempt from the rules a little. Some of us are less invested in coolness than that!
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It’s not even the fact that people like the new Connor O’Malley video, it’s the way that they’re defending it in a way that’s divorced from reason or analysis that rubs me the wrong way. If you think he’s a great living artist, why not offer the same level of critique?
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Avery Edison@aedison·
If we’re going to do “feels like” for temperature, we should also do it for wind speed. “10mph” means nothing to me—is it hard, or soft? Is it knocking you about, or gently flowing around you? Is the wind all bunched up together and solid, or spread out and really diffuse???
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Avery Edison@aedison·
I’m excited for this new “mystery jump” event being added to the olympics. in addition to long jump, high jump, etc., each country will field three attempts at a new *type* of jump. closest to the real mystery jump wins the trophy. within reason; it’s not called *silly* jump
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Avery Edison@aedison·
highly recommend watching nirvanna the band the show the movie cuddled up with your girlfriend on your couch and sobbing at the end
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Avery Edison@aedison·
always happy to lend my ID to anyone who looks a bit like me and wants to go on the world’s tallest water slide again after using up their three lifetime trips. shatter your spine, I don’t care, you’re doing me a favor really—I’m actually severely allergic to water
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Avery Edison@aedison·
“then you just send us a void check, and we’re good to go” void check. yep. 100%. I know what that is. I void checks all the time. they keep checking ‘em, and I keep voiding ‘em.
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