Eoin

Between the girlboss calling her tits cannons and making her sub suck her toes, and the guy who injects his son's blood posting his girlfriend's vaginal microbiome report claiming she has a top 1% vag, I am fucking dying over here. Can't recall a funnier morning on the timeline

How Netflix feel when it helps you write the movie name in the search bar only to not have it

The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.

@TheSimnel @CorinnaKopf You got jokes huh

@Exin_D @CorinnaKopf Not better than living in a mine though apparently 😢

i don’t want to live in LA anymore

"easier said than done" fuck you. tell me one thing thats easier done than said. stupid fucking phrase. fuck you.

World Cup there in 4 months and they’ve got immigration officers using unwarranted force to shoot people dead in the street Country is a fucking shithole

Happy New Year 2026 Sydney, Australia

Full house. Full volume.

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties. Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs. Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed

@SecularLad @Michelangelo066 Done for

@Michelangelo066 @Exin_D

Never take your friends for granted 💔

A long time coming. Congratulations, Rory. #themasters

Rory McIlroy is the Masters champion. #themasters

Poised to make eagle. Rory McIlroy goes for glory on No. 15. #themasters

RICE RICE BABY 😍❤️

I watched the clips of comedian influencer/musician Garron Noone sharing his opinion on immigration in Ireland after he had been “inundated” with requests from fans to comment on McGregor’s White House visit. It was balanced and reasonable, but it didn’t conform with open borders advocates so many have taken to attacking him personally. Even his attempt to walk back the comments were too much and it now appears he has suspended his social media accounts with millions of followers. That the people who lead these campaigns to silence, smear and cancel anyone who dares to disagree with them in a public setting are presented as some sort of protectors of kindness, tolerance and diversity is the sickest joke going. They’re intolerant bullies who cannot abide any viewpoint but their own. It would make you despair for the future of the country.

@SecularLad @alysweetsss Down

@alysweetsss Don't be silly Anyway @Exin_D duo?

Omg did you know you can play video games with someone you’re NOT romantically interested in pursuing…? Omg…

If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old stadium doesn’t end in defeat, we might as well all pack it in and pick a different sport.