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Existentially Elven

@Existential_Elf

I'm an Elf or something IDK. I like writing fanfics and watching vtubers. Also I left for milk when you were six and it's your fault.

Katılım Aralık 2025
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Existentially Elven
Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@DelusionPosting Jesus christ. Every boy thinks as a kid "I'd love to do it with an older lady" but older ladies should know that's just hormones don't indulge that. You're taking advantage of puberty if you do it's actually assault they are not thinking clearly
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@nostalgiaa I still don't know if this was just a funny skit during early internet or if this was an actual local tv ad. If it was a real ad on cable that would make it even more legendary XD
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Nostalgia@nostalgiaa·
One of the most iconic jingles to ever touch the internet (2009)
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@chibidoki Yo chibi u looking for a new stepdad or what? I'd like to throw my hat in the ring XD
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@KyoharuVT Not even upset I've seen how much people get bot raids and stuff like that it's a valid setting. It won't stop me from watching tho you're funny as fuck XD
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@DelusionPosting U need context. If u think her character as Wednesday is hot, that's weird. Her as a person outside of that role? She's hot.
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@AbLE_CF @ChaChayourvmom U recently replied to a comment of mine "not quite time for the chacha video yet" and part of me thought "aweee" well now I'm glad u waited u got way more ammo with this new model
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@alphafox I'm not gonna pull out the concealed over food. But I'll happily be seen getting knocked out by this man when I charge him for it. No I'm not gonna win but in the modern world of internet, by the time I wake up in the hospital, hell already be cancelled and his life is ruined.
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
If this man took your food, would you intervene? 😯
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Fox News@FoxNews·
SEN. SANDERS: “60% of our people living paycheck-to-paycheck, and one guy, Elon Musk, owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households.” “Think maybe that might be an issue that we should be talking about?"
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@DelusionPosting Trans people are a minority. And not dating one makes me transphobic. There's only one logical solution. I should go chop off dudes dicks and rape them, even if they don't want it, to avoid being transphobic. According to the poster in the screenshot.
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Glam_queen@glam_queenn·
NO MAN CAN DO THIS 🤪
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@Joseph45961242 @uscfan981 You shut ur filthy whore mouth and leave courage alone! (That was meant to sound like playful banter it may not have come across that way so re-imagine it as playful banter pls)
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Joseph@Joseph45961242·
@uscfan981 Everyone knows the answer is Courage but no one wants to say it!
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@Matt_Pinner To a marine, shiny crayons. To army, just a big 5.56. to navy, those are slingshot pellets. Coast guard and air force, they don't know what those are.
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@mtracey Saying this on a video speaking truth just makes you look bad Michael. Taking the side of known pedophiles over a person you're jealous of for his sub count is not a good look.
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Existentially Elven@Existential_Elf·
@EpicClipVault Yeah that's ai. No. 1080p video or better for me to believe it. Even though some people probably go through this for being a shitty partner and deserve it. It's just clearly ai
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Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault·
She divorced her husband only to find out he doesn’t have to pay child support
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