Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL)

Hello fellow $RETAIL and @ExitLiqClub members. Just wanted to stop by and give a quick update on where we’re at with the development side of things. Exit Liquidity Trading Systems Our first product release is a suite of tools named Exit Liquidity Trading Systems (ELTS) which we created to scratch our own itch in managing chart volume and automating market making with advanced algorithmic strategies. Our vision with ELTS is to make boosting chart volume and market making charts far more accessible and transparent with fully onchain, configurable and automated trading bots that you don’t have to pay out the nose. We’ve been running all of our volume to date through ELTS, testing with external projects and we’re currently now gearing it up for launch, allowing anyone to set up and run advanced strategies on their chart to grow volumes and maintain price stability. Best of all - fees paid by users are used to buy back and burn RETAIL tokens from the market. We’re bundling in our Consolidator (wallet management & fund consolidation across thousands of addresses) and WhaleChat (token-gated TG community creator) products into ELTS to round out the suite for v1 and we’re very interested in hearing from the community about what tools and services we should look into integrating next. We’re about two weeks away from being code complete on v1 - pumped to get this initial version out and start pushing revenues from the product into the RETAIL chart. This is largely our primary focus so we can get it into the hands of users ASAP. Bort AI Alongside ELTS, we’ve also been doing some R&D on building out an agentic front end for ELTS’s services named… Bort. Bort can guide you through the creation, setup and management of your bots directly from Telegram, allowing you to manage your trading bots on the go. Still early days on this one but we already have a proof of concept integrated into ELTS’s API’s to launch trading bots which works pretty great and abstracts a lot of the complexity in launching trading bots. Bort was slated to launch in Q2 but we’re well ahead of schedule here. RetailBorrow The next big product focus for Q1/Q2 after ELTS is going to be on launching lending markets for RETAIL, allowing our community to tap into the liquidity of their holdings by borrowing SOL against their RETAIL as collateral rather than selling their long-term positions when funds are required. Our team has experience building synthetic leverage protocols (think BakerDAO/Eggs) and we’re currently exploring a similar up-front paid loan design that will drive interest fees paid up front and liquidation/expiry penalties into the RETAIL buyback and burn engine. Lots of tricky moving pieces with this one though so we’re taking our time to nail the design down properly before handing off to our smart contract devs by Feb. Will give us plenty of time to meet timelines for a launch in the back end of Q1 but we’ll likely launch these initially with caps in place that we’ll increase over time to ensure RETAIL holders funds are safu. Next Up: - Our primary focus right now is on ELTS - getting it out to users and starting to drive revenues - From there we’ll be building a referral system into ELTS, providing referrers with a lifetime cut of all referee volumes - Bort is ahead of schedule but dependent on ELTS to trigger actions so won’t go live until a v2 release in Feb. - RetailBorrow design will be locked down in Jan, smart contract dev will start in Feb and front end built out in March to meet an end of Q1/start of Q2 launch with progressive borrow cap increases All products we launch will have a buy and burn engine that will buy and burn retail or market reducing supply constantly. Exciting times ahead! We will continue to update you on all development fronts.

Hope everyone is having lots of fun. ~ Dr. Brainlet.

Gm my fellow retail retards The market may be destroyed, us as retail may have been murdered yet again, but one thing Brainlet knows is… The market can stay irrational long enough than the @ExitLiqClub can stay retarded. Both will rise from the ashes, lead by $RETAIL

Gm gm

Read the room? Brother you just rugged everyone for a 9th time on $S and mauled everyone who believed in you via using them as exit liquidity Why in gods name would anyone want to participate in your presale when you’ll just do what you’ve always historically done? Okay, Brainlet is in Where do I invest?

I know I am really not "reading the room" right now, but if you had a token with a built in hedge that protected downside, crypto would be a lot less scary.

@SolLunix Master of EL

Does anyone else find it suspicious that Warren Buffett retired 2 weeks before $15 trillion was evaporated from Equities, Metals, and Crypto?

@daumenxyz Gm

good morning fellas

@JamesWynnReal You’re a genius

Bitcoin is on its 5th consecutive red monthly candle in a row. Never before has it closed 5 in a row on the monthly. We have three weeks to see if this closes green. You all was excited at 100k and beyond, why not now? Nothing has changed, just price. You should be thankful. I was bearish at $120k and profited heavily from shorting the market Now you’re all bearish and I’m bullish at $68k. Which I told you we will likely visit while getting laughed at… - Wynn

Many out there feel scammed. Used as Exit Liquidity over and over... We are taking a beating right now. EXIT LIQUIDITY EVERYWHERE. As Brainlet always says - "you can't be the exit liquidity if you're buying exit liquidity...." So, dear fren, why don't you...

Market looks pre bad rn, so Brainlet got to work on the analysis. This is what he has discovered:

@maduza GM Legend You joining?

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GM GM. Market is bleeding, mayhem everywhere Brainlet sees. Retail is being used as Exit Liquidity everywhere as usual. In times like these, Brainlet & co are still building out many exciting things to come from the @ExitLiqClub. The $RETAIL cabal is still expanding. Will you take a chance?

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@ExitLiqClub Morning Will! Sounds like you've got a lot going on, hope you have a great day.

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We have some solid memes currently establishing their communities. Stop chasing new pairs that top at $10m (if you’re lucky), it’s believe in something season.

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CAN I GET A GM?!

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Don't sell winners to buy losers

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I’M NOT ADDICTED TO GAMBLING I’M ADDICTED TO HOPE

@saylor Thanks dad, want some chicks whilst we're at it?

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