ExoticAxolotl

we all talked about it and decided we’re putting you in the soup I’m so sorry man

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

Reminder that the DS Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games have a Metacritic score of 40 cuz the reviewers couldn't stand playing through the first 3 missions

"Pokemon loves fighting each other!" Pokemon the moment humanity disappears :

sorry i havent texted you back in five days babe i've been playing pokopia

I don’t fucking care about my taxes okay I need to make it more humid for bulbasaur

oh no bulbasaur is an idiot

putting my boyfriend in one of these

Madame Morrible MM flip it around Winds and Waves

🚨: The Pokemon Wind & Waves fire starter is a gay little dog.

if u think about it a boyfriend is just a chew toy

@Promeduzh Im still stumped and can’t beat the level. I’m super interested in checking out the rest of the game but I feel like I’m missing something. Could you give me a hint on how to beat level 2?

@ExoticAxolotl I have 4 move points left here. Also yes you will get refills which are orange in some levels but not this one.

Dropping the price tag for Flict. Not sure if it was worth spending this much time on. Whatever. I gave the promotion my best shot, but the traction isn’t where it needs to be. Response rate was brutal. Anyway, I'd rather people play it and enjoy it than have it go unnoticed

deleted all my dating apps im ready to find the love of my life in world of warcraft!!!!!!

Raini Rodriguez has been cast as Mother Gothel in the ‘Tangled’ live-action.

"i pull men" "i pull women" i pull extra mobs then profusely apologize to the rest of the group

Hello @mojang @minecraft @Microsoft this image confuses me and makes me think less of Minecraft and Mojang as a brand. I will never be purchasing any Minecraft or Mojang related merchandise or watching any Minecraft related media because of this image.