EyeInk216

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road. His sign reads: 1 for $3 3 for $10 A young man stops and buys one watermelon. “That’ll be $3,” says the old man. The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third. After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away. Then he turns back, grinning proudly. “Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.” The old man smiles and shakes his head. “Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

2000 years before the telescope, armillary spheres were used by ancient astronomers to track the movement of stars, planets, and the sun. Today they are a symbol of curiosity… our eternal attempt to map and comprehend the vast order of the universe.

A US hospital has taken a billion dollars from taxpayers to help poor patients. But INSTEAD of helping poor patients, they paid executives millions, built an art museum, built an NBA practice facility, and a buiding in Abu Dhabi. Meet Cleveland Clinic.

Bruce Springsteen flies a 777 between CLE and PIT instead of driving 2.5 hours. He might be the boss of hypocrisy.

Same move. Same hand on the heart, same wave to the crowd. Musk did it and gets called a Nazi to this day. Mamdani does it and those same people have not said a word. Well, not exactly. Once the side by side clips went viral, some of them did speak up. Not to apologize to Musk. To defend Mamdani. Suddenly the gesture is not the gesture. Suddenly we need to talk about arm speed. Whether the fingers wiggled at the end. Whether he was smiling. Whether his grandparents were in the right party. A year ago none of that mattered. The hand went up, the verdict came down. Now we get a forensic seminar on millimeters and microseconds to prove Mamdani's arm moved slower. Mamdani's own press office said "in no way was this a Nazi salute." Funny. Musk said the same thing. His did not count. Mamdani's did, instantly. That tells you everything. The "Nazi salute" thing was never about the gesture. If it were, they would be screaming right now. They are not. It was about Musk. They hate him because he is the richest man in the world and he was attacking their ideological piggy bank with DOGE, so they smeared him. Mamdani is on their team, so he gets a pass, plus a defense team running stopwatch analysis. Same hand, opposite verdict. A wave is a wave. The rule does not change based on who is waving. When it does, you are not watching principle. You are watching a hit job.

When my car is backed in the garage.

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT. He knows his time is running out. So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour. He died 5 months later. This is that lecture. The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇 Bookmark it for later

"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation

Probably the greatest individual male athletic performance ever recorded.

The coolest thing about @Sonos is if you walk past the speaker from right to left, the logo still spells SONOS. If you hold it up against a mirror, still spells SONOS. If you flip the freakin speaker upside down, IT STILL SPELLS SONOS!!! 🤯🤯

@jaddy7416 I thought about this list during my mom’s wake where my cousin’s husband started bitching about micro plastics while eating a plate of food. Like I should have polished the sterling silverware for 50 people.

@EyeInk216 I’m so sending this to my extended family!!! One more to add: If you bring sparkling water in cans or a veggie tray from Giant Eagle, don’t you dare be so cheap and ungrateful to the host for an entire meal and event that you pack them up and take them home. Just saying

You’re going to someone’s house for a party. Don’t do this: -Bring grocery store flowers and expect the host to drop everything, find a vase, process the flowers and make an arrangement for you to admire. Just buy an arrangement. -Bring uncooked food that needs preheated oven space and cook time. Same goes for whole fruit that needs washed, peeled, cut and plattered. Bring it ready to eat and in an aluminum pan. -Bring room temp beverages. Or ask the host for a beverage you don’t see offered. And for the love of God, if you need a lemon in it, bring some already cut up. Just don’t bring anything that requires the host’s immediate attention, appliance space or dishes. Some thoughtful nonfood contributions: -Paper towels, toilet paper, trash bags. -A first aid kit that includes ibuprofen. -A filled propane tank in the summer. -Nice liquid handsoap & lotion set. -Clean up help.

@jaddy7416 @ThrillaRilla369 Since I did this, I’m happy to provide info to you to plan for your future with them. DM me and I am happy to answer any questions or even give you my layout for the addition.

@EyeInk216 @ThrillaRilla369 I’m planning to add on to our house in CF for my parents. They will never be institutionalized, I will take care of them, like they took care of me, in so many ways my entire life ❤️

Be honest… do you think it’s your responsibility to take care of your parents?

@jaddy7416 @ThrillaRilla369 I’m in Cle too ❤️

@EyeInk216 @ThrillaRilla369 I’m sorry for your loss. You certainly did right by her and showed her love and care to the very end. Well done ❤️

@Dearme2_ Teeth and eyes should be included in your health insurance.

Gun on your head, What opinion would you defend until your last breath?

@CurttJm @ThrillaRilla369 Thank you. It’s going to be a difficult Mother’s Day. 😞

@EyeInk216 @ThrillaRilla369 God bless you❤️ I'm sorry for the loss of your Mom

@SagraLopezSanti @ThrillaRilla369 And you don’t have to be a mannerless Karen who ignored the entire point for an opportunity to be rude.

@EyeInk216 @ThrillaRilla369 No hace falta tener un Casoplon para cuidar de una madre y demostrarle amor y agradecimiento, no todo el mundo puede construir una casita al lado, lo importante es hacer las cosas de corazón y cuidarles hasta su final

@VigilantFox Poor thing will never feel accepted by any group because she inauthentic.

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair says her mind was blown once she saw the “contrast” between Republican and Democrat events. “I’ve been to my fair share of Republican events, and they are all debaucherous: the drinking, the substances, the s*x.” “I went to the World Forum… an event with Hillary Clinton… and everyone I met there had a family and/or was leaving early to go see their kids.” “And nobody was like, ‘Hey, you want to hit the club after?’ like it was when I would go to these Republican events. There was no rave event after, like at Turning Point.” “But it was astounding to see that contrast because while you’re in MAGA, you’re told that the left is the side of debauchery and degeneracy… And then when I’m contrasting both sides with these events… that to me, I was like [mind blown sound].”

@MOFO_Finance @GOP_is_Gutless Boomers got cheap houses. Millennials got cheap bitcoin.

🚨 Ohio could become the FIRST state in America to abolish property taxes entirely. A grassroots group led by Brian Massie and Leonard Gilbert is collecting signatures for a constitutional amendment to eliminate all residential and commercial property taxes — and put it on the November ballot. What started as protecting seniors from being taxed out of their lifelong homes has exploded into a statewide movement after lawmakers refused to even meet with them. Massie says his own taxes jumped 40% in 10 years. Gilbert hears daily from seniors on fixed incomes watching their bills skyrocket. They need ~413,000+ valid signatures by July to qualify. (They’re aiming higher for a cushion.) Opponents warn it would blow a $24 billion hole in the state budget — threatening schools, police, fire, EMS, and rural services. Gov. DeWine floated raising the sales tax to 18-20% to fill the gap. Supporters fire back: Cut spending first. No new taxes. Lawmakers get a full year to reform before collections stop. This could be one of Ohio’s biggest ballot fights in decades. Would you vote to end property taxes? #Ohio #AbolishPropertyTaxes #AxOHTax #TaxReform #BallotInitiative

Nothing questions the function of your prefrontal cortex like an IKEA instruction manual that must be cross referenced with 4 sub manuals for this specific sofa configuration. Help me, my brain has fallen. 🤯