Kwisatz Haterach

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Kwisatz Haterach

@EyeofMihawk

“Get out of my house” -Exodus

Houston, TX Katılım Şubat 2013

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·3h

Yes, in fact, it’s recommended- if someone breaks into your bedroom you should use a stance shift to close distance quickly to land power punches. Jabbing and moving might work in the boxing ring but you need to land a KO more quickly in that scenario

🖤Willion Dollar Bill🖤@Willbutreal

Is it possible to use “mma angles” in the bedroom???

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·4h

@jennyfootball26 Yes; I would frankly be shocked if Ronda didn’t do her thing and get another armbar win

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Jen@jennyfootball26·4h

Are you going to watch? Who do you think will win? #RouseyCarano

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·4h

@austen_enjoyer @JakeGerberMMA I want to see both fights! I hope Islam doesn’t retire before we get to see them

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Jane Austen Enjoyer 🇨🇦@austen_enjoyer·4h

@EyeofMihawk @JakeGerberMMA Not a bad take at all

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JG@JakeGerberMMA·1d

Which Welterweight is the greatest threat to Islam Makhachev's title reign? 👀

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·4h

@austen_enjoyer @JakeGerberMMA I still think it’s Morales purely because of those physical attributes

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Jane Austen Enjoyer 🇨🇦@austen_enjoyer·5h

@JakeGerberMMA Garry. Great anti-judo, good movement, fantastic gameplanning and presence of mind in the fight. Doesn't have the attributes some others do but he's the highest level fighter there

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·4h

The kind of dumbassery right wing military guys would come up with

🥥 𝙇𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙈 🥥@TheLatamGuy

In the 1980s, Brazil’s elite CIGS (Jungle Warfare Training Center) in Manaus had rescued jaguars roaming free during PT as a way to build soldiers' mental fortitude and get them accustomed to realities they may encounter in the jungle | 🇧🇷🐆

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·7h

@UFC_Obsessed Good news for her on her concern there…

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MS@UFC_Obsessed·13h

Netflix has reached my Mom

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Sean Padraig McCarthy@SeanMcCarthyCom·19h

If you need any more evidence that democratic congressional leadership supports the Iran war. They miscounted the votes so an actual co-sponsor of the bill had to vote against it to stop it from passing!

Andrew Perez@andrewperezdc

Retiring Blue Dog Rep. Jared Golden just cast the deciding vote to kill a war powers resolution he *cosponsored*

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·18h

@yay_yee Isn’t it breach of contract to not offer him a fight though? Or can they say they did offer him a fight at the regular amount and he declined to take it?

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Josh Gross@yay_yee·19h

@EyeofMihawk If he's under contract he can't receive other offers. That's tampering. And if Netflix is out there paying for MMA fights it's difficult to imagine UFC letting him leave to do that.

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Josh Gross@yay_yee·19h

Netflix could absolutely tilt the space if it wants. If Francis Ngannou wins on Saturday, Martin should do whatever he can to put a fight together with MVP for Ngannou vs. Vadim Nemkov on Netflix. I see that as a legit contest for MMA's lineal heavyweight champ.

Ariel Helwani@arielhelwani

"Why is everybody talking about MVP? I'll tell you, it's one word, Netflix. The amount of extra adrenaline that gets pumped into that because of the Netflix relationship cannot be overlooked. Kudos to MVP. They've delivered for Netflix... It's a relationship that I'm a little bit jealous of, to be honest." PFL CEO John Martin praises the synergy between MVP and Netflix 👀

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·19h

@OpenNoteGrapple Idk who everyone else is following but Fergus Crawley doing that 500-lb deadlift then running a five minute mile was impressive to me personally

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Open Note Grappling 📝@OpenNoteGrapple·1d

back in my day hybrid athletes were just called athletes

Nathanael Littauer@litt_strength

The irony of the modern "hybrid athlete" is that most of the ones who are popular are really just doing bodybuilding splits and then running an excessive amount of Half-Marathons. The idea of actually competing in two opposing domains really isn't done as much as they say.

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Umar out strikes him comfortably over five

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@EyeofMihawk @BobbysKnuckle @secauss he don’t need to be special on the feet to beat Umar there, all he needs is his defensive grappling which he has the fight is won. who cares if he’ll never be champion, that’s not the argument here

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

Umar isn’t top 3 at 135. he ain’t becoming no champ

AlAudhli 𝕏 العوذلي@alaudhli

Umar Nurmagomedov is a future UFC champion

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Song doesn’t do anything special. He’s fast and athletic but he never switches up his speed. He’s not tricky. He’ll never be champion

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@EyeofMihawk @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Song is way better on the feet, his boxing is better than anything Umar does on the feet. His little flicky kicks won’t do anything

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss You’re correct. Song is inferior on the feet

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@EyeofMihawk @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Song didn’t get finished by Sandhagen in the traditional sense, it was a doctor stoppage that could literally happen to anyone. The sandhagen fight here is irrelevant anyway bc styles makes fights bro, Songs STYLE is way he wins… he’s too hard to wrestle and inferior on the feet

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Then why did Song get finished by Sandhagen while Umar outstruck him every round? He has decent pop but Umar’s big thing is he’s very fast with good fundamentals and can jab from either stance. He would pick Song apart over five.

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@EyeofMihawk @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Umar has a few decent kicks but that’s all, he didn’t have the power to hurt anyone other than that one fight vs Barcelos. Song is a way better boxer with way more power and he’s way stronger

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Umar can punish him on the feet, is the thing. He’s a better striker than One Speed Song

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@EyeofMihawk @BobbysKnuckle @secauss he got up vs all of them tho + most of those guys have the striking to make Song bring his hands up, once he realizes that Umar can’t punish him on the feet then it’s over for Umar

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Song has been taken down by Yan, Sandhagen, Ricky Simon and Kyler Phillips

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@EyeofMihawk @BobbysKnuckle @secauss they can’t defensively grapple like Song can tho so that would be stupid

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle @secauss Still on Song Yadong in 2026 😂 at least go with someone that we haven’t seen the ceiling of yet like Payton Talbott or the Professor Finesser

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Horror MMA🔪🥊🎅🏻@HorrorMMA·1d

@BobbysKnuckle @secauss Umar MIGHT be able to win a 3 rounder but a 5 rounder and his ass is genuinely grass, and stylistically i think Song struggles more with Mario than he does with Umar

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@austen_enjoyer Just need it to happen already. So many new champs so few fights. Let’s get the divisions moving again. Prates and Morales are waiting as well

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Jane Austen Enjoyer 🇨🇦@austen_enjoyer·1d

I'd be so split on who I'd want to win this fight

𝗫𝗮𝘃𝗲 🇦🇺@WonderbreadMMA

Can they hurry up and announce this fight already?

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@shereaps Racism

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Jamie P@shereaps·1d

Begs the question yet again…WHAT EXACTLY DO CONSERVATIVES CONSERVE?!?

Unfiltered Artist@EmpireEnjoyer3

@factpostnews @thewillwitt The wales are fine. They have an entire ocean that’s 75% of Earth. Worry about the Chinese who fish them and their food to death.

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Kwisatz Haterach@EyeofMihawk·1d

@austen_enjoyer If you were both tired that’s no less legitimate a sub

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Jane Austen Enjoyer 🇨🇦@austen_enjoyer·1d

@EyeofMihawk It did! Training partner was pretty tired though idk if he would have tapped if we were fresh but then again I would have had it tighter too

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Jane Austen Enjoyer 🇨🇦@austen_enjoyer·1d

Pulled guillotine from mount today

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@jennyfootball26 @austen_enjoyer @JakeGerberMMA @UFC_Obsessed @yay_yee @OpenNoteGrapple @HorrorMMA @BobbysKnuckle