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My wife and I were discussing our wills.
She said, "If I die first, I want you to get remarried. Don't be lonely."
I said, "Okay, I will."
She looked annoyed. "You'd get remarried that fast?"
I said, "Well, I'd wait a respectable amount of time."
She narrowed her eyes. "Would you let her live in our house?"
"It's a great house," I said. "Why not?"
"Would you let her drive my car?"
"It's a new car," I said.
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"No," I said. "She's left-handed."
...And that's how I got caught.
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