Derek Whitefield

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: peticije.kreni-promeni.org/petitions/zvuc…

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro Would you risk life and limb, booobietraps and poison darts to attain that rare, treasured possession? Good news, you don’t have to! The Nordikanda beanie is available for $15! Venmo Derek-Whitefield-1! Select green, navy or maroon (5 days left)

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro ONE MONTH from today, March 1st, we will be running the interAO Nordikanda! Sign up to run or serve. This year’s swag is the indomitable beanie! Order by Sunday February. 9. $15. Venmo Derek-Whitefield-1 and choose maroon, green, or navy

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro @F3Nation First day of 2025! It’s the right time to be an HC for the Nordikanda run happening 2 months from today! Sign yourself up and EH someone who needs a challenge! m.signupgenius.com/#!/showSignUp/…

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro The date is set - March 1st! Nordikanda run from @F3NordicTract to @f3cornwallisgso to @F3Wakanda Details to come!

@F3NattysHump Tomorrow I will be imposing principles and techniques I acquired while training as a deep undercover agent (on an obscure sitcom). Nevertheless- PREPARE TO GET WORKED!

You boys are in for a treat tomorrow! World traveler....X CIA plant -maybe-, movie star! The Guiding Light will lead us out of the Gloom! Gonna be incredible! Bring your brother in laws!! @F3GuidingLight

@F3AriseGSO @F3Greensboro A few turned out for early voting! All were in favor of reelecting Sweat and Hardwork !

@F3AriseGSO @F3Greensboro Ballots for “no mas” and “take it easy on us” will be ineligible!

Get ready for an Election Day themed workout tomorrow morning @F3AriseGSO! @F3GuidingLight will be leading the workout. EC run or ruck at 5:02 and Bootcamp beatdown launch from Grace United Methodist Church at 5:30 in downtown @F3Greensboro! Join us and work out some stress!!

To argue you don’t use yeast to make Persian flatbread?? That’s a naan-starter! #dadjoke #aGLoriginal

At the end of the season, Mist complained to Sleet and Hail - “Hey, I didn’t get my precipitation trophy!” #dadjoke #aGLoriginal

How in the world did no one get named ‘Pumpkin Spice’? #missedopportunity

Do you know Quasimodo, from Notre Dane cathedral? Not sure, but the name rings a bell. #dadjoke #aGLoriginal

Would you could you?

@BSmile I love that Willie McCovey card, so cool!

1980 Topps Willie McCovey Baseball Card #MLB #Legend #SFGiants

@F3GuidingLight But do you own a Slim Goodbody unitard?

I’m not a doctor, but I do own an anatomy sweater….

They got this thing happening @F3Greensboro #Farmageddon #JackoWink #seeyouthere

It only took two years in Miami for Mike McDaniel to go from Best Buy assistant manager to South Beach cocaine kingpin.

That inflation is real.