AbsolutAbundance

@EssentialMastry Therapy tells you to 'sit with your feelings.' Hard to do when your walls are so thin you can hear your neighbor's feelings too.

@kijana_misa Does it make em thinner Then thy die

Kuna time hizi vitu zimeniingia juu ya kuhost morio fulani nikiwa campus. Yaani nilispend pesa mingi nikibuy dawa na bado haziishi. Then someone recommended me nitumie Standard thinner na it worked perfectly. Hiyo kwanza inauwanga hadi zile mayai zake buana. Kama pia wewe zimekusumbua endea standard thinner and thank me later.

@ggiste Show us your current portfolio... Don't fear

Saving Kshs 100 bob per day for one year is Kshs 36,500 in emergency funds Investing it in MMF with 11% return for 5 years will give you Kshs. 239,000 If you are patient enough; In 10 years it will be Kshs 655,000 In 20 years it will be Kshs 2.6 Million Say you are 30 years and you are for your child. Akifika 20 years you will have good money to pay for his college and university. Most people spend that on things they don't remember. Hiyo hata haitoshi kununua Guarana!

@ggiste I stopped Wen you said IF...

When you get some money Think of Starting a Dairy Farm Imagine a farmer from Kanja, Runyenjes is milking 8 cows and producing 200 litres daily If he sells each litre for Kshs 50. He will make Kshs 10,000 daily That’s Kshs 300,000 per month Aweke 200k kwa Special Fund that gives atleast 25% In 5 years atakuwa na over Kshs. 20 Million When you diversify your investment You become rich very fast

@VIVIANWERE2 It's not what's happening ☠️ It's been happening 😅🫴

Terence creative amepatikana kwa bafu akicheat na maid😂😂😂 What's happening kwa ndoa kwani

@DeepPsycho_HQ Inte finger or brain..?

Few will get this.

@ivymuthe Akujie boda na new catch 🫴

A woman in Nairobi gifted her boyfriend Brian a brand-new motorbike as an apology for cheating on him, promising it would never happen again.

@kamauwaruhiu Waruhiu.... design ya kufyeka kufyeka Mapangaleee

I would like to distance myself,from this attempt by the UDA government to tarnish my name , this is a political witch hunt ,Mimi sijakua thika from last year Dec.

@robie474 Kuku-hen is almost to be grabbed by neck .... 😅😅

Sandra Mbuvi Mtoto Wa Mike Sonko Anataka Kutumia Kenyan Prince 8 Million Waweke Kwa Forex Trading! Na Kenyan Prince Akamjibu No Problem Juu Sandra Anasema Ako Busy Majuu, So Kenyan Prince Atamsaidia Ku Trade. Na Vile Kenyan Prince Alisema But remember Pia Kuna Losses, Unaweza poteza Everything, Sandra Akashangaa Ety So what will happen if I loose All The 8 Million Once! Kenyan Prince Akacheka. Akasema Yeye hu Invest kupita Hapo Hata Aki Loose Hu Manage Loses. Amazoea Hayo Mambo 😅 Pea Mtoto Wa Mike Sonko Advice Moja, Atume Milioni Nane Ama Ameze Brufen 😅

@georgediano Jangili Moto moto

Daughter of Agrippina has decided to introduce her little pikiins in the clearing & forwarding business at a tender age. And as you can see, the notorious one is still surrounded by amniotic fluid & in 6 months time or less, she'll also be introduced to the illegal asset recovery mission. Chesaa!!

@_falsi1ke There is no concept. You're not here FOR anything. You're just here. The sooner that terrifies you, the sooner you start actually living.

I still don’t get the concept behind LIFE. What exactly are we here for?

@kafangi MTU ya mkono... In a disgusting way

Huyu jamaa husaidia hii nchi na nini?

@JJwillmadeit Ulilipa mulaya how much in dollar 💰

Nilidinyana na my colleague by mistake over the weekend saa hii kwa job tuna act professional very bad huezi shuku hata

@ManOfFocus_ Interesting. So the happiest men in history — monks, philosophers, artists — who spent decades in stillness and contemplation were actually depressed? Or maybe 'idle' and 'at peace' got confused somewhere...

Men are happiest when they are improving themselves physically, mentally, and financially. An idle man is a depressed man.

@Bqmbulu Most people quoting this are still on the couch. Motivation that makes you FEEL like a warrior without moving a single muscle is just entertainment dressed up as wisdom....

The coward never started and the weak died along the way. That leaves just us, fighting." — Phil Knight (founder of Nike)

@Derahobs The decade I spent chasing things instead of experiences. Turns out depreciation hits harder than any price tag....

At your age, what’s the most expensive thing you own?

@DearS_o_n What's on YOUR financial statement that a bank would lend against? I'll wait.

@Wordofwise_ Dostoevsky didn't say this. You just needed a dead Russian's name to make your loneliness feel like genius instead of a personality flaw....

“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That’s why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.” — Fyodor Dostoevsky

@Bukowskiquot Wrong framing. The problem isn't that it can all disappear. It's that most men are desperately holding onto something that was never worth keeping....

“Each man must realize that it can all disappear very quickly.” —Charles Bukowski

@_falsi1ke The harsh truth nobody posts: the version of you that 'has it together' is the performance. The chaos is the real you. You're not healing toward something better — you're just getting better at hiding....

Hit me with one harsh truth you've accepted so far as a human being.

@georgediano Waa...@FirstLadyKenya c unakapitia Uyu kasongo achai shikanisha iyo nithi bridge ya wife kweli ?😅😅 Ama theory ni ule ule

Engineers are already on site at the Nithi Bridge & the work will commence tomorrow according to Kasongo. Same tune, different times. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos of Tharaka Nithi.🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣