Facundo Echecury

@lucasllach Ese mismo razonamiento explica por qué no ha marcado en el minuto 46 (pero sí lo ha hecho). Mí explicación (más lógica) es que tarda un minuto en darse cuenta que está jugando un partido.

Acertijo matemático futbolistico: "Tiene sentido que el minuto en que Messi no hizo ningún gol sea el primero. ¿Por qué?" (¡Los que duden esperen a conocer mi respuesta!).

@PeriklesGREAT Cracked & Staincy.

What would you call this Presidential Team?

@Gus_HL2 No les confío ni para administrar una rotisería.

Ricardo Alfonsín - “PARA EL 2027 PIENSO ARMAR UNA ALIANZA CON CARRIÓ, LOUSTEAU, MANES Y STOLBIZER”

@PedrAlbanese Crecimiento? Que, ahora va a ir juntar el 1.2%?

Que piensan del crecimiento de Myriam Bregman? Hoy el acto en Ferro colapsó como no pasó nunca. Había una multitud afuera que no pudo entrar. Creen que hay posibilidades de que la izquierda pegue un zarpazo electoral?

@Geniustechw Aren't those synonyms?

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?

@PaulMcG1992 Pass my ass. Four wheels outside the track, he totally cut the curve.

Simply known as 'The Pass'... During the 1996 Monterey Grand Prix at the WeatherTech Raceway Laguna Seca, Alex Zanardi passes Bryan Herta at the The Corkscrew during the final lap of the race.

@Simon_Ingari I heard this before. At the end the dog was de CEO of the company.

Employee: Then the apology is accepted. Manager: So you’ll come back? Employee: No. Manager: We can fix this. Employee: No, you can’t. You only saw my value after removing me. Manager: That’s unfair. Employee: No. What was unfair was calling it poor performance when it was poor management. Bad leaders don’t just lose employees. They dismiss the people holding everything together.

Manager: We’re letting you go for poor performance. Employee: Poor performance? Manager: Yes. Your output has been below expectations. Employee: Okay. Manager: That’s all you have to say? Employee: Yes. Thank you for the opportunity. Manager: You’re not going to defend yourself? Employee: I used to. Then I realized nobody here listens until the damage is done. Manager: Please hand over your laptop before you leave. Employee: No problem. Four hours later… Manager: Why are these reports not updating? Team Lead: Because he was the one doing them. Manager: What about the client tracker? Team Lead: Also him. Manager: And the weekly sales dashboard? Team Lead: Him too. Manager: So what exactly was everyone else doing? Team Lead: Waiting for him to finish his part so theirs could look complete. The next day… Manager: I reviewed the spreadsheet. I think we made a mistake. Employee: You fired me yesterday. Manager: I know. I want to apologize. Employee: For firing me or for never noticing I was doing three people’s work? Manager: Both. ↓

@AntiLeftMemes Have they tried not scaping?

@its_The_Dr "Down with democracy"? WTF does that even mean?

As much as I liked the Avengers, they are woke. The entire Avengers cast is a bunch of woke morons - disappointing.

@OldRowSports It was over, they had the high ground.

Another angle of the Yankees fan getting taught a lesson in manners in Texas.

@DiccionarioVIP El perro organizó todo, incluso se quedó para ver cómo salía el robo.

¿Que tal la seguridad en tú barrio? La seguridad:

@BonillaJL It still isn't funny.

KIMMEL DEFENDS THE JOKE: "I said, 'our first lady Melania's here, look at her, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. Which, obviously, was a joke about their age difference- and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination."

@lady_valor_07 He's an actor, he must know a lot about everything.

🚨Famous Actor Patton Oswalt says Trump “is a stup*d a~~hole and if you voted for him you’re a stup*d a~~hole and if you still support him you’re a stup*d a~~hole.” What’s your response?

@MAGAVoice He should be fired, but because he is not smart and he is not funny, and because his annoying voice.

Raise your hand if you think Jimmy Kimmel should be FIRED for his horrible remarks on Melania

@DefiantLs J.K. is as funny as getting your balls hammered.

Jimmy Kimmel: Stephen Miller is “so racist. Stephen Miller puts the ‘cist’ in white supremacist. He’s like if baby Hitler traveled in time to kill us.”

@RecopilationNet Ciudad Evita.

Si pudieras nombrar la primera ciudad en Marte, ¿cómo la llamarías?

@Simon_Ingari When you format a USB drive all the files are automatically backed -up into the System32 folder. You have to delete that folder first.

Format a 16 GB USB drive. Open it. All files deleted. Take it to IT guy All 16 GB of files are restored. Where were they stored?

@astro_jaz i’m curious if anyone actually watched this movie.

i’m curious if anyone actually liked this movie

@zuess05 Memory management efficiency.

Senior developers are currently having a massive existential crisis because Claude writes "messy code" A junior just used Claude to ship an entire feature in 2 hours. Meanwhile, the Senior is still spending 3 days reviewing code. When will y'all realize that literally nobody cares if the code is "messy"?

@konstructivizm You too went to the ACME School of Engineering?