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@BizNasty2point0 Approaching Portnoy levels of always wrong.

Jake Evans shorthanded. 3-1 Habs. Lyon gets the hook. The streets are going fucking BANANAS outside. This is over. We knew this was coming.

My wife left me over misidentifying the 4i as a 3-tech.

Fantasy football is first and foremost, therapy and relief But it is also a way to share in Greatness And if you don't play in IDP leagues, you miss the chance to share in the delight of watching this dude open a can of whoop ass every Sunday

Be sure to move Breece Hall down in your dynasty rankings so you can move him back up next offseason after the Jets draft a quarterback and then you can move him down again after the rookie quarterback disappoints

@GoldenKnights Ultimate loser status.

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@usedgov This is loser shit.

Teachers are dedicated. 📕

@Tazerface16 People understand that automobiles aren’t actually “running,” right? 🐎

People understand that LLMs aren't actually "thinking," right?

@TerryGantnerWay @COAbrah_ Not justifying the slew foot but what are you talking about? Very clearly, very purposefully lines up the elbow and drives his head into the glass. He was throwing elbows the entire series.

@COAbrah_ Did you notice how McAvoy’s elbow hit the glass and Doan’s head never actually did?

Maybe Benson slewfoots McAvoy because McAvoy elbowed Doan's head into the glass full speed? Just an observation.

@chellegz 🐐

@FFFoundry And the one guy taller than him is not a relative. Benny is the family giant!

He comes from good Western Canadian carnival stock, and I mean that as the highest compliment. 🎡🎠🍿#Embedded

UDFA quarterback Diego Pavia is here in Owings Mills for Ravens rookie minicamp:

@NanduriNFL @DynastyDorks $9 Billion company hiring for a $100k starting job SEASONALLY at $24/hr. Get real.

For my pals looking to break into the NFL analytics space: the Bears are hiring in a seasonal capacity! Any foot in the door is valuable if your goal is to fina career in the league. I’ll post a link to the job below.

I think I would expect some positive regression, but I ultimately expect a trade if we are being honest. If the offense can hum with him underperforming, there will have to be WR needy teams calling Gladstone about him, and 2027 picks will be just as valuable in real life as in fantasy. -Z

@FFFoundry @patchypitches @adamlevitan @SigmundBloom Do you see a bounce back for Brian Thomas? He was so shockingly bad last year

From the below article: "My early gut feeling is that new RB Chris Rodriguez leads the Jaguars in carries, though I am not sure there will be enough of a difference between his workload and Bhayshul Tuten's worth talking about. LeQuint Allen will once again be the top passing down running back." There is currently a 77 spot ADP gap between Bayshul Tuten (62) and Chris Rodriguez (139).

@NJSportsDoc @patchypitches @adamlevitan @SigmundBloom I’m one of two people on this account, so I can’t speak for both of us, but I am also very bullish on Jags this year. Another year of Coen and Udinski, the ascension of Trevor and Parker Washington, and the addition of Meyers will feed families.

@FFFoundry @patchypitches @adamlevitan @SigmundBloom If you can do that, you've hit a home run I can definitely see him as a sell high candidate if he starts the season hot I'm very bullish on Jaguars offense year 2 with Coen and Lawrence after their 2nd half last year.

@NJSportsDoc @patchypitches @adamlevitan @SigmundBloom Those first few weeks in redraft will be crucial. Getting CRod at a bargain for early production, and leveraging that to trade him early or acquire Tuten cheap. -Z

@patchypitches @FFFoundry @adamlevitan @SigmundBloom Maybe to start the season but Rodriguez isn't good enough to hold on to the job for more than a few weeks IMO

Zach got an invite to Scott Fish Bowl 16, and will be drafting live in Buffalo on June 28th! This is an awesome opportunity to support @FantasyCaresOrg by drafting Luther Burden! Follow along at scottfishbowl.com #SFB16

Incredibly misleading stat. Hurts will naturally have a great QB Rating on his MOF throws because he only attempts them when it is a perfectly clean look. The amount of times he refuses to throw with anticipation or test tight zone windows only to roll out of a clean pocket instead is infuriating on his tape.

@CHurls13 they let them hit the drum and it all came crashing down. they have fallen from god's grace.

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